Big-Time Economic Doom Coming, Says Financial Guru
SAN DIEGO, CA--Big-time economic doom is about to start as the financial bubble economy of the United States bursts. This is according to economic forecasting guru Robert Prechter, CEO of Elliott Wave International, who has just been interviewed by...
Read full storyBreakthrough in Terrorist Interrogation Techniques
Imosobad, Afghanistan--At a secret captured terrorist holding facility in the desert hills of eastern Afghanistan, interrogators have miraculously stumbled on what they believe is the key to unlocking vital information on the ongoing and planned inte...
Read full storyPresident George W. Bush buys fourth home near Tamarack
Shirley has a fabulous scoop, dahlinks! And I've heard it on the sly from a roving source! [Dear To-Do List: Write Carl a thank-you note…]...
Read full storyPrince Charles Beheaded
In a statement today, Buckingham Palace officials announced that the execution of Prince Charles had taken place at dawn.
Read full storySister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women
BELMAR, NJ (AP) In her first public appearance since taking vows in the Catholic Church, Sister Paris Hilton gave a talk to an assembly of girls at the St. Rose High School in this seaside town. Touching on many topics important to young women, Siste...
Read full storyA New Year Love Letter to Prince Charles
The lifelong imaginary romance with the to be good King Charles has ended the 46 year old allegedly female, authentic daughter of President John F. Kennedy/John Astor announced today.
Read full storyChannel 4 Launches Hilarious New Series of Cake Cadets
Hailed as the funniest, most expensive televisual experiment to date, quality TV company Channel 4, have launched their new series of Cake Cadets, much to the delight of the voyeuristic viewing public of God's Own Land.
Read full storyBig Surprise As Conservative Party Choose Posh Bloke David Cameron
Eton and Cambridge educated posh bloke David Cameron has declared that he will make the Conservative Party more appealing to the British public.
Read full storyOsama Bin Laden Karaokes "Stop in the Name of Love", sends tape to Al Jazeera
State Department officials are scrutinizing a music video reportedly recorded by Bin Laden that, as one official put it, "Could pose a grave and immediate threat to the United States and it's allies". Bin Laden, finding it increasingly...
Read full storyWeapons of mass destruction discovered in Iraq: Allawi attacked with deadly ambulatory projectiles
In what many experts believe is a major breakthrough in the war against terrorism, weapons of mass destruction have finally been discovered in Iraq. "This is a significant development and conclusively proves that, under the Saddam Hussein regime...
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