George Bush Begins Digging Tunnel to Evade Cindy Sheehan
CRAWFORD, TEXAS (AP)--President George W. Bush has begun digging a tunnel to serve as a secret back way out of his Texas ranch and to thereby avoid anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan and her growing band of thousands of followers who are camped along t...
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Hollywood---David Westin, President of ABC News, has begun looking at some old Disney war horses as potential replacements for irreplaceable and immortal Peter Jennings.
Read full storyTiger Mart begins offering gas by the Spoonful
Tiger Mart, subsidiary of Exxon corporation, rolled out an innovative marketing experiment in San Diego by offering gas "by the spoonful". Exxon CEO, Lee Raymond told reporters,...
Read full storyTerror chief picks the wrong nose..
The war on terror took a shocking twist yesterday when it emerged that Osama bin Laden has finally been captured…in America.
Read full storyKermit Celebrates the Big 5-0, Turns Back on 'Friends'
NICK-AT-NITE, CA-Kermit the Frog celebrated his fiftieth birthday this week and his fellow Muppets are outraged at the posh party thrown for the fun-loving frog and children's television icon. Why are they so mad? They weren't invited to the puppet p...
Read full story‘I Can't Not Do Not Nothing' Admits Posh
Following her revelation that she has never read a book, Victoria Beckham has been forced to admit the reason hasn't been her busy schedule since the age of four, but the fact that she can't read.
Read full storyWorld Leaders Show 'Solidarity' with Bush Over Cindy Sheehan Protest
NEW YORK, NY -- World leaders joined together on Sunday to become "one" as opponents of protests. Showing their solidarity against free speech with President George W. Bush, they issued a declaration of support.
Read full storyJapan Apologizes for World War II, and then starts World War III
TOKYO (Reuters) - Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi marked the 60th anniversary of Japan's defeat in World War Two on Monday with an apology for suffering caused by Japanese military aggression and pledged that Tokyo would never again go to war.
Read full storyOuted Gay receives $270K, Valerie Plame Jealous
San Francisco - A gay man outed on a Spanish-language radio show broadcast nationwide will be paid $270,000 by Univision Radio, an arbitrator has ruled. Valerie Plame, outed by someone in the Bush administration, told reporters she wouldn't se...
Read full storyUS Government About to Pick American Kids' Pockets
CAPITOL HILL-Having exhausted every possible scheme and ploy to fleece the American voting public, the US Senate Finance Committee has come up with a way to introduce the country's youth to the idea that nothing is free. Commencing upon enactment int...
Read full storyRocky fights Rocky fights Rocky fights Rocky
Needing a new plotline for his 82nd sequel to the original Academy Award winning movie, actor Sylvester Stallone has decided to allow his character to fight against the other famous Rockys.
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