Bush Offers Mexico for West Bank and Gaza, Gets Ticket for Driving Without Seatbelt
Crawford, Texas - In a move to solve the every lasting Middle East conflict United States President George Bush offered Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon the country of Mexico in trade for the West Bank and Gaza Strip regions. Bush also promised Sh...
Read full storyMonarchical Manifesto
Labour Party HQ: The Right Honourable Member for Washington DC Tony Blair has launched Labour's election manifesto guaranteeing a "radical acceleration of the changes" made by New Labour since they crawled out from under their stone an...
Read full storyJackson To Be Saint - Pope's Ghost Appears In Court
In a startling development earlier today, the ghost of late Pope John Paul II appeared as a defence witness in The State Of California vs Michael (aka ‘fingers') Jackson.
Read full storyMartha: Wisconsin People Bad Cat Chefs
Martha Stewart will be entering court today in an attempt to get emergency permission to set up camp in Wisconsin. "Those people just can't cook cats" she'll reasoned, "and all that culinary opportunity will be wasted! Believe...
Read full storyFat Bastard's Mother Sentenced!
In a landmark case Sharon Feeder has become the first person to be sentenced under controversial new Fat Induction Child Abuse (FICA) Laws. Under the new statutes parents that allow their offspring to become tubby vats of lard can be prosecuted for c...
Read full storyHunters rejoice: Cat hunting a go in Wisconsin!
MADISON, Wisconsin - After years of passive fuming, Madison-area resident Jim "Sparky" McManus can finally do something about his hatred of cats: kill them. Thanks to a newly passed law, residents of the Badger State can bag as many feral felines as...
Read full storyChancellor in Hologram Shock
In a further twist to the Election 2005 Chancellor Gordon Brown has today announced that he is in fact a hologram and has been since the 1992 election and what is more has no intentions in relinquishing his hologram status either before or after the...
Read full storyThree Britons face US charges of plotting terror attacks, all 3 UK political party leaders arrested
The British election frenzy hit new highs today as the US government has indicted three British political leaders allegedly linked to al-Qa'ida and also to some banana republics as officials here say what was a serious and well-advanced plot to a...
Read full storyTories Propose City Mergers if Elected
Tory party chief Michael Howard has announced that as part of the 2005 election manifesto he is proposing the merger of several of Britain's Cities. The move is alleged to save the British taxpayers £3.6bn ($4 and 36 cents) per year rising to £4.8bn...
Read full storyI'm a Dead Celebrity Get Me Out of Here list announced
The guest list for the new ITV reality TV series has been announced . Producers for the second series of I'm a Dead Celebrity Get Me Out of Here have released the short list of contestants for the series which begins filming in the Australian jungle...
Read full storyBush: "Silver Tongued Clucker"
Washington, DC-- President Bush is scheduled to travel to Geneva later in the week to receive the coveted "Chicken Little Award". This prestigious award is bestowed upon the world leader, politician, industrialist or bureaucrat who has prov...
Read full storyBig Troubles for Bubbles
Today the Michael Jackson trial took another bizarre turn as Michael's pet chimpanzee Bubbles was called to the witness stand. The defense asked for Bubbles to testify, stating that his description of the actual events that took place in 2003 would prove Michael Jackson innocence beyond any reasonable doubt. Bubbles, a keen player and tickler, was involved in many of the pillow fights a...
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