Election Steps up a Gear as Blair & Brown buy a Puppy
The phoney war was over today with Prime Minister Brown and sidekick George W Blair taking centre stage, Prince Charles' funeral and the marriage of famed pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II to his long time love Camilla Parker Bowles, becoming a d...
Read full storyStudent Halls Replaced with Refugee Camps
St. Andrews, Scotland. On Thursday Brian Land, president of the University of St. Andrews, happily announced that out-of-date halls were to be revolutionised during a drastic new scheme that replaces the old ‘backward', and ‘inefficient' hall...
Read full storyAriel Sharon New Miss Texas
Ariel Sharon headed to Texas today to accept the only crown he's ever really wanted: Miss Texas. There was celebration throughout the state, as 80% of the populace gathered to embrace the new beauty queen, again proving that Texans will buy anything.
Read full storyNew Labour Reloaded
After a number of false starts, and in order to be in "fighting shape" for the real contest that will take place on May 5, New Labour is understood to have patched up all of its remaining internal divisions. Refreshingly, it now seems c...
Read full storyMichael Jackson To Be Next Pope
Beleagured Michael Jackson is said to be delighted at his nomination to take over the reigns from well known pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II, deceased.
Read full storyHitler's Sensitive Side Revealed
New evidence has revealed things about Adolf Hitler that we never new before. Long have we known that Hitler was a vegetarian as he couldn't bear to eat a living creature, but did you know that every week Hitler would give half the money he got from...
Read full storyHundreds Dead in Nestlé Protest - Hippies Blamed
430 people were killed and another 800 injured when a peaceful protest turned in to a mass riot yesterday.
Read full storyMan Who Controls US Gas Prices Is Having A Great Time
Delbert Freeley cannot help but laugh when he hears economists struggling to explain the complex forces that determine US gas prices. Mr. Freeley says the process that drives what Americans pay at the pump isn't really all that complicated. He shou...
Read full storyWild West Revival Coming Soon
Wacko, TX--In an attempt to revive the tradition of the "Old Wild West Show", so popular at the turn of the century, local entrepreneur Lazlo Thicket is about to launch a conflict tribute tour updated for the turn of a new century.
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