Zarqawi Joins Dallas Cowboys
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has joined the Dallas Cowboys in what club officials describe as the coup to end all coups. Cowboy's head coach Bill Parcells said that Zarqawi was the most offensive linebacker he'd ever seen. "This guy is as explos...
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Reporters around the country have been disappearing, not off the face of the earth, but from mainstream television news, after asking a single question of President Bush. It began when Tim Russert asked: Since the president is tough on terrorism and...
Read full storyCherie Blair's Closing Argument
Cherie Blair's closing argument in a shoplifting matter down the Old Bailey yesterday, is set out below. His Lordship Norman Marr presiding, Adam Hill QC prosecuting.
Read full storyMugabe magnanimous after rival's treason acquittal
Controversial Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has been the first to congratulate arch-rival Morgan Tsvangirai after his acquittal from treason charges.
Read full storyNetherlands Reclaims NY's Holland Tunnel, Will Legalize Marijuana, Prostitution
New York, NY - The tiny progressive European country, the Netherlands claimed imminent domain yesterday over New York's famous Holland Tunnel. It plans to raise badly-needed tax dollars by legalizing and taxing the sale of marijuana and prostitut...
Read full storyGinger Love-God Fathers Brit's Baby
BILLIE Piper has fled to an underground bunker in northern Tibet to escape revelations that her estranged hubby, Chris Evans, is the father of Britney Spear's first child.
Read full storyHarry's Eton, Cheatin' Art?
Guffaws have echoed across England's fair land at the very thought that Prince Harry cheated in an exam.
Read full storyBare Faced Billy
Former funnyman turned royal-rubbing sycophant, Billy Connolly, has outraged the parasite community following a recent foul-mouthed outburst in which he compared them to tabloid journalists.
Read full storyUS, Iraq Ink Treaty - Iraq Outsources Prisons to the USA
Baghdad, Thursday Interim Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi and US Ambassador John Negroponte yesterday signed a treaty giving the US the right to extradite Iraqis it deems to be "criminals" and process them through the American justi...
Read full storyNew Faith-Based Tax Initiative - White House plan
Tampa, Florida - Wednesday Speaking before a randomly-selected audience of uncommitted multi-millionaires at a campaign rally in Florida, President Bush yesterday unveiled his plan to scrap all compulsory federal income taxes for certain secti...
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