Earth saved - for now!
A little-known potato-shaped object about 3 miles long caused a stir on the world-wide web last week when 7-year old amateur astonomer Ian Peace posted on his blog that "a horrendous asteroid was hurtling towards Earth at 14 thousand miles per h...Read full story
Continental drift confirmed by EC
An unknown private secretary to the European Commission has leaked details of a hitherto secret study being conducted by the EC Landmass Reassignment Group (ECLRAG) in which it has been confirmed that continental drift - the movement of whole countries or indeed continents which "float" on a sea of molten magma - is continuing apace. The study reflects on the sudden disappearance of Wa...Read full story
Mount Saint Helens lets it out
Friday October 1, 2004 Mount Saint Helens had a so called "eruption." But was it really? According to Dr. Vulcansniger, a Vulcan Practologist, it is not so. "When they called me in to give my hypothesis, I decided to take a closer...Read full story
NRA's British Branch
New Labour are to introduce a National Rifle Association into Britain. Home Secretary David Blunkett explained. "We believe that the path that we have taken lends itself to an NRA. Let us take a look at the overall picture".Read full story
Probe into U.S. Senate reveals secret "Fight Club"
Washington - The first rule of Senate Fight Club is that you do not talk about Senate Fight Club. That was until now. After a report detailing the ultra secret pact between the 100 U.S. Senators was released on Thursday, it seems everyone is t...Read full story
Osama Worried He Might Be Turning Gay
Terrorist mastermind and Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden said yesterday that he is worried he might be turning gay. Speaking on satellite phone from an undisclosed location in Afghanistan, Mr. Bin Laden said, "There were signs all the time but I...Read full story
John Edwards/ Dick Cheney Debate: Audience Awards Edwards 82.5 Million for Pain and Suffering
Vice Presidential candidate Senator John Edwards met Republican Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney in the only Vice Presidential debate of this election cycle. After watching Senator Edwards being forced to listen to Dick (Dick) Cheney for ninety min...Read full story
Cheney refrains from ridiculing Edwards during vice presidential debate
CLEVELAND, OHIO - Political fervor reigned at Case Western Reserve University on Tuesday night when Vice President Dick Cheney flatly refused to be Pokey.Read full story