McCarthy Divorce Shocker
Both Hollywood and the book world were shocked when it was announced that super couple Cormac and Jenny McCarthy recently filed for divorce.
Read full storyOlsen twins to marry Olsen brothers
HOLLYWOOD - Popular twins Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen announced over the weekend they were finalizing the details for June nuptials with European superstar brothers, Jorgen and Niels "Noller" Olsen.
Read full storyBush vows to continue crusade against religious fanatics
George W. Bush held a press conference in the new Jesus Room (formerly the briefing room) of the White House after church on Sunday. He vowed to continue his crusade against religious fanatics all over the world.
Read full storyBush to join US Olympic team
President George W. Bush announced his intent to join the United States Olympic Team at a White House press conference this morning.
Read full storyGeorge Bush falls down, goes boom
TEXAS - President Bush is recovering today from minor injuries caused over the weekend by a fall from a mountain tricycle at his Texas ranch. Speculation is that incident was intentional and Bush was merely practicing for his November fall.
Read full storyNew Service available: Rent-A-Pizza!
A new service has become available worldwide allowing pizza fanatics to get their hands on a pizza for just a pittance of the normal cost of a pizza.
Read full storyGOP to Alter State Boundaries
Unconfirmed Sources report new plans are in the works for nationwide redistricting. Troubled by stubbornly Democratic states, one Republican congressional leader stated "Direct action is required to insure GOP hegemony." On the heels of the...
Read full storyDick Dastardly Arrested For Abuse
Dick Dastardly has had a long and illustrious career of contemptible, rotten, and sometimes downright despicable deeds. However, recently all of the trouble he has caused in the past caught up with him, and he was finally arrested for animal abuse ou...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Was On Secret Mission In Vietnam!
Unconfirmed Sources report White House to release top secret documents to fill in Mr Bush's war record. These new documents prove that far from sipping mint juleps in a Louisiana whore house during the war, Mr Bush was on a secret mission deep in...
Read full storyNation Shocked by Ad
The already controversial contraceptive organisation Mary Strokes International has recently released an advertisement that has caused such a shock among nearly everyone who has viewed it that. Many magazines that were running the ad immediately pull...
Read full storyBush Takes Spill While Biking, Gum Blamed
Crawford, TX - President Bush took a nasty spill while biking on his ranch in Crawford, TX on Saturday. The President was shaken but needed no medical attention as all of the wounds were superficial. Bush himself blamed the rocky terrain but unidenti...
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