Written by John Price

Sunday, 23 May 2004

image for New Service available: Rent-A-Pizza!
I've tried the service and it seems fine to me!

A new service has become available worldwide allowing pizza fanatics to get their hands on a pizza for just a pittance of the normal cost of a pizza.
This service is called 'Rent-A-Pizza', allowing customers to rent a pizza and then return it the next day.
Chefs worldwide are extremely confused about the Rent-A-Pizza concept, saying that it is impossible to return something that you've just digested.
The pizzas, once rented out, sometimes come back with extra toppings.
"It's impossible for this service to take off... Impossible"
"Whoever thought of this service should be shot! The crazy b*****ds!!!" said some of the chefs on the subject when asked about it.
Since most pizzas are usually digested once eaten, it poses a problem when the customer wants to bring the pizza back. When asked how they coped with this, the told The Spoof "Well, it's all very simple, we have a series of very specialised and advanced stomach pumps capable of retrieving 3 pizzas a minute"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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