Crazed Clown Car Chase (National Alliteration Championships soon)
A crazed clown was spotted driving down a major New York highway in an exploding stunt car at noon today. The clown later revealed to be local legend, Stinko the Clown, put his floppy shoed foot to the pedal, which in turn was put to the metal in per...
Read full storyEmile Heskey to run "Heskeylator" escalator franchise
Emile Heskey's 5 million pound move today from Liverpool FC to Birmingham City FC has sparked off a string of remarkable revelations concerning the indomitable striker's business ventures.
Read full storyBush Garners Jewish Support - Kerry announces African-American Ancestry
President Bush achieved a coup over Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry, or John K. Kohn when he received support from a Jewish lobbying group. As Bush said, "I support any group that fights terrorism even if it uses terrorist tactics. I b...
Read full storyDeath Toll Rises to 1.2 Million as Race Wars Rage On
Editor's Note: Due to a malfunction of the Spoof's flux capacitor, the following story was inadvertently posted nearly 6 months before it was written, it was not supposed to be published until November 10, 2004. Our sincerest apologies for any co...
Read full storyDanny and Rhea are the Olson Twins
The many years long love affair of American girls for Mary Kate and Ashley Olson may come to a screeching halt with the announcement that...
Read full storyRecycle Toilet Paper
The International Association of Recyclers announced today that after extensive testing they were now going to endorse the recycling of toilet paper. President of IAOR, David Crumbelt made the announcement.
Read full storyApple Computer Issues Gwyneth Paltrow Ultimatum: Rename your baby or we sue
The head honchos at Apple Computer have contacted Gwyneth Paltrow and her rocker-husband, Chris Martin, and told them in no uncertain terms that they must rename their baby.
Read full storyArab Terrorists: Give Back Numbers
Arab terrorists today demanded the return of all Arabic numerals held in the west. Standing before ancient inscriptions containing Arabic numerals in an unnamed town in what is now Saudi Arabia, a hooded group calling itself "Bin al Wahoud" claimed...
Read full storyJohn Stevens Advances in the WB's Superstar USA
John Stevens, the 16-year old crooner from East Amherst, NY and recent American Idol evictee, advanced past the first round of the WB's Superstar USA Monday Night. The show is an "untalent" contest, a nationwide search for the worst singer in America...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez in "New Kids on the Block" Weasel Cult Nightmare.
Over-rated singer and arse queen Jennifer Lopez was shocked to discover a tribe of angry weasels have started to stalk her. These weasels upon hearing the soul-less drivel that she insists on calling her music became so incensed that they decided it...
Read full storyGay-Lesbian Alliance Angrily Condemns New Olympic Committee Rules Approving Transsexual Athletes
5-18-04 - In the wake of the International Olympic Committee's recent approval of transsexuals being permitted to participate in the Olympics this August in Athens, the American Gay & Lesbian Alliance has "come out" strongly against suc...
Read full storyPalace Security Breached By Queen Impersonator
Buckingham Palace has been penetrated by an impostor, less than 24 hours after a similar security alert at Windsor Castle.
Read full storyBush : Send in the ducks - no, the other ducks
In a shock move today, George Bush announced that the Mighty Ducks - this time, yes, the hockey team - would also be sent into Iraq to "smack the proverbial s**t" out of terrorists and insurgents alike.
Read full storyWalt to Moore on 'Fahrenheit 9/11' Film
17 May, 2004 Mr. Walt Disney speaking from 'Beyond', through an often used, under paid, unnamed camera man from a television set called "Crossing Over", hosted by 'John Edwards'; Announced that film maker Michael Moore should have "stuck with the or...
Read full storyFox to Air New Reality show "The Stork"
Following hot on the designer heels of the ratings smash "The Swan" Fox has announced plans for a career makeover show, "The Stork". Tina Tinee, Fox Executive Vice President for Concepts So Crazy They Might Just Work, explained, "In this show 12 c...
Read full storyNew poll finds Jacko is Wacko
Michael Jackson spent much of the week tweaking his legal team, his entourage and of course his appearance. The embattled pop star said his new "Extreme Patriotic Makeover" is intended to show solidarity with "my fans fighting in the bad and dangerou...
Read full storyBin Laden eludes Wile E. Coyote
Osama bin Laden narrowly eluded capture by an elite Special Forces unit led by Wile E. Coyote, according to an exclusive TV Guide story by investigative reporter Clark Kent. Agent Coyote used an Acme jetpack to catch up to the speedy bin Laden on...
Read full storyCarla Lewis To Compete In Olympics As A Woman
In the wake of the International Olympic Committee's decision to allow transsexuals to compete as women, Carl Lewis announced that he had always been a girl at heart. Standing before a store display of Kotex Sanitary Napkins Lewis said he had always...
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