Whatever Happened To Justin Guarini?
I can't believe that the press is so horrible to the runner-up of American Idol. Justin Guarini's talent and curls were ignored by the beast that is the music industry. How can we ignore the brilliance of his acting debut in From Justin To Kelly? It's tragic. Justin, you have fans. You have to make a record. Okay, another record. This time use songs that people want to h...
Read full story"Get your a** out of my way or I'll destroy the whole world" - Bush
WASHINGTON D.C. --- During a scheduled phone conversation between George Bush, the president of the United States of America, and Paul Martin, the Prime Minister of Canada, Bush argued with Martin about the American military presence in Iraq. Accordi...
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Orlando, FL- Two cultures blended beautifully today in a touching ceremony joining Osama Bin Laden and Chelsea Clinton in holy matrimony. The extravaganza, broadcast live worldwide over NBC, BBC, and Al Jazeera, attracted such notable guests as Pr...
Read full storySmoking May Offer Addicts a Solution to the Patch
Scientists from several North American universities and research facilities met on Monday to discuss a new treatment for the nicotine patch. The treatment, called "smoking," has been tested thoroughly in the lab, and now tests are moving on to human...
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THIS WEEK HAS been dubbed "the week of quite a few accidents" by residents of the sleepy town of Codgeton, due to five accidents happening on exactly the same spot of road, involving exactly the same vehicles.
Read full storyLETTER TO SADDAM
Dear Sady When you came over on Christmas of 1968 we smoked the cigars that your parents gave me. We almost felt like real adults as we talked abou...
Read full storyTodd Bertuzzi Joins Cast of The Sopranos
NEWARK, N.J. - Vancouver Canucks hockey player (and "goon") Todd Bertuzzi, having been suspended from the National Hockey League has been given a new op-po-toonity. He's going to play a hit man on the popular HBO series The Sopranos. "Uh, deh wa...
Read full storyWhite House Reveals Program To Wipe Out HIV-AIDS
Washington DC: The Bush Administration announced today that it intends to "Wipe Out HIV-AIDS" (WOHA) by November 2004.
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Thespoof, together with other major national daily newspapers in the UK, apologises unreservedly to PR guru Max Clifford, together with all of his clients, for failing to produce coverage of any of his clients yesterday.
Read full storyHockey Hit-Man Bertuzzi Makes Many Apologies, Says He Didn't Mean It
TORONTO, Canada (FP) -- Todd Bertuzzi, an All-Star NHL forward, publically apologized to Colorado's Steve Moore, the man whose neck he broke with one damaging punch.
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