Ronald Reagan's Really Dead This Time
Ronald Reagan, Grade B movie actor, television host and four time president of the Screen Actors Guild finally died Saturday at the age of 93. Mr. Reagan who had apparently been suffering from Alzheimer's for most of his life, given his actions and c...
Read full storyDonald Rumsfeld in Sex Shocker!
The Pentagon press corps was embarrassed by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's "coming out" announcement this morning at the 9 A. M. briefing. Mr. Rumsfeld, normally conservative in appearance and manner, seemed uncharacteristically at ease as he...
Read full storyUS To Start Oil Drilling - Gas Prices Expected To Fall
Washington - Gas prices are expected to plummet following the unexpected announcement by President Bush, that regardless of unpopular demand by environmentalists, we will start the immediate drilling of oil at locations known to be fertile oil ground...
Read full storyNortel Still Can Not Release Financial Results.
OTTAWA - Nortel Networks is still not able to release reliable financial results for last year, or the first quarter of this year. Canada's largest technology company says it still cannot say when those numbers will be disclosed. However, the co...
Read full storyCheney interview sparks odd responses
PAINSBORO, Va. -- Vice President Dick Cheney was interviewed by federal prosecutors investigating the leak that revealed the identity of an undercover CIA operative.
Read full storyGeorge Bush exposed as schizoid Hobbit
MIDDLE WASHINGTON - The world was stunned today when it was revealed that U.S. President George Bush is really a schizophrenic Hobbit posing as a Republican.
Read full storyGuitarists perform at Clapton festival
DALLAS, Texas - Guitar-king Eric Clapton hosted a three-day festival featuring tens of guitarists, all of whom played guitars once owned and recently auctioned by Clapton. Proceeds from the guitars and the festival went to Crossroads Centre, the non...
Read full storyBargain Price Trip to Mars.
During a recent "fact finding mission" to Bali, [their respective partners thought they were at a space conference in Moscow], a male astronautics engineer and a female economist with NASA made an amazing discovery. [Apart from what the Bal...
Read full storyNew ways to wear cells phones
People these days are becoming inventive. In spite of the new cell phone laws in California (no holding the phone while driving) this man and many others are resorting to home made devices so they can talk and drive. I suggest just getting a dash board mounted cell phone holder so you don't walk around looking like a complete idiot like the fool in this picture! He is not working on a...
Read full storyPrince Charles makes room in palace for new friend
Queen Elizabeth of England kicked her son, Prince Charles out of the castle after his long time mistress, Camilla Parker Bowles, refused to marry him. When asked why Camilla replied, "He's hanging out with a crowd that suits him much better&...
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