Written by Michael Kinney

Saturday, 5 June 2004

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Prince Charles has a new best friend. I can see the similarity.

Queen Elizabeth of England kicked her son, Prince Charles out of the castle after his long time mistress, Camilla Parker Bowles, refused to marry him. When asked why Camilla replied, "He's hanging out with a crowd that suits him much better".

The other reason for him being ousted from the castle was he started renovations for a friend coming to stay. The Queen put him in a castle of his own. When asked, Prince Charles said he was making way for his new best friend Dumbo the elephant.

Apparently, both had been teased excessively about their oversized ears. Both were seen flying over London earlier today. He was quoted saying "he's like a brother to me. finally I don't feel like and outcast!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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