Pro-Buddhist Group urges boycott of The Passion of the Christ 2
(Reuton-LA) Today, pro-Buddhist group "Move Forward up the Karmic Ladder" urged moviegoers and theater owners to boycott "The Passion of the Christ 2: The Resurrection".
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DELUTH, GA--- A middle-aged couple reported to Atlanta police yesterday that they had been defrauded and robbed by a 35-year-old dwarf posing as their 12-year-old foster child, Arnold Jackson.
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Mass Destruction. Minimal Destruction. Big Leaders. Small Leaders. When it comes to war, does size really matter? According to the doctrine of the Peter Principle, people are eventually promoted until they reach a position for which they are incompetent. The effect as it pertains to George W. Bush makes it increasingly apparent the leader of the free world might not have what it takes. Bu...
Read full storyKerry Names Woody Allen as Running Mate
In a surprise move that left some political analysts scratching their heads, John Kerry today named the well-known and irreverent actor and director Woody Allen as his running mate.
Read full storyYahoo and Google to be Auctioned on Ebay Tomorrow
In a joint news conference, the management teams of Yahoo and Goggle announced that both companies would be auctioned off to the highest bidder on Ebay tomorrow morning. David Filo, co-founder of Yahoo said, "No one can find anything around here...
Read full storyMichael Moore Offers Un-biased Opinion of Bush
Michael Moore, producer of the new movie, "Fahrenheit 9-11," which portrays G.W. Bush as less than presidentially adept, was prompted by reporters, "Mr. Moore, do you believe that your movie will have an influence on the 2004 national...
Read full storyStephen Hawking sues Microsoft for copying his voice
World-famous cosmologist and theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has today filed a lawsuit against Microsoft Corporation for unlawful replication of his trademark computerised voice.
Read full storyDreadlock fears on EU constitution
EU leaders are struggling to finalise a constitution and choose a new European Hairstyle, at a second day of talks in Brussels.
Read full storyAl-Qaeda hates America, plans attacks, says US Dept. of Obvious
New evidence suggests group may be terror organization that targets large buildings, government installations and populous cities...
Read full storyChinese internet hero blown to Smithereens
In a protest to his government’s ban on internet access, the Chinese modern day crusader defied government orders and used his laptop to get internet access in Tiananmen Square. Determined to crack down and further prevent the spread of the protest, Chinese officials sent troops and a column of tanks. In a gesture similar the students protest in 1989, Chinese hero Wan Dum Fuk stood in front...
Read full storyMr. Bojangles joins Clinton on book tour
MACON, Ga. -- Famous song-and-dance man Mr. Bojangles has joined Bill Clinton on his promotional book tour.
Read full storyGoogle to shut down Gmail
Google confirmed that it will shut down its beta Gmail email service in July.
Read full storyBachelor Bust Up: Jesse and Jessica Call It Quits
"It was like the shot heard 'round the world. Everyone in my generation will remember where they were when they heard that Jesse and Jessica broke up. It's so sad. Worse than when Andrew and Jen split up and then she took up with that Bi...
Read full storyBush Dumps Cheney & Rumsfeld
Yesterday a Texas citizen spotted George W. ready to board a plane in Crawford, Texas, on his way back to the Capitol carrying two little pigs, one under each arm. Texas Citizen: "How was your vacation in Crawford, Mr. President?"...
Read full storyThespoof scoops dumping of US ambassador Farish
(From Our Man with the Crystal Balls, London; Saturday 19 June) World media attention focused once again on satirical website TheSpoof as the Murdoch publishing empire realised its top shock story about US Ambassador William "Stamps" Fari...
Read full storyAmerican man "not amused"
Lancashire, UK. An American man yesterday registered his disapproval with members of the public who, "think they are funny", in the...
Read full storyBono Announces Plan to Unite George Bush and Michael Moore.
At a hastily called press conference on his private estate at Rudder Cut Cay in the Bahamas, Irish legend, Bono - the sometimes lead singer in the popular beat combo U2, the seeker of truth, justice and world peace, the man who would be Jesus bejesus...
Read full storyClay Aiken's Brush With Worse- Than -Death; The Attack of the Paparazzi!
Clay Aiken's Brush With Worse- Than -Death; The Attack of the Paparazzi! Some time ago when the former AI 2 runner-up was just getting his feet wet with all the star-related craziness, and he had to make the transition between cute, naïve country boy with freckles and savvy, cool L.A. star with sex appeal, he had an experience that almost made him decide to dump the entire idea of pursuing fa...
Read full storyRabies scare - channel tunnel closed
The government has announced that the channel tunnel is to be closed immediately. Amid furious scenes in the House of Commons, Tony Blair made the announcement after The Daily Mail claimed that a previously unknown strain of rabies had reached Brita...
Read full storyRestaurants To Offer New Dining Options
Several New York City and Chicago restaurants have decided to offer new dining options to enhance customers' enjoyment of their meals.
Read full storyDylan reveals the minutes it took to write classic songs
GLASGOW, Scotland -- In a rare interview after arriving here to receive a special university honor and play two concerts, music icon Bob Dylan addressed a controversial issue in public for the first time in his 50-some-odd years of being a performer.
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