Scientific Breakthrough - G.M. Spide a reality
Professor Sean Strangelove, head of the Genetic Engineering Department at Queens University, Befast, today announced the sensational news that he had created the world's first genetically modified spide/chav/yob.
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Washington D.C. - In a press conference held on the steps of Congress, Representatives for tobacco giant Philip Morris refuted claims that the new cigarette pacifier is aimed towards a younger market.
Read full story"Seacrest, OUT!!"--For Good This Time
Former American Idol and Radio Show host Ryan John Seacrest has decided to quit due to fear of over exposure. He said he was too embarrassed to continue hosting. After what happened on the Season 3 Finale of the FOX favorite, American Idol, Ryan sa...
Read full storySheryl Crow & Clay Aiken, lovers?
What do we have here, a disgusted rock star? Well, it looks that way. Despite the rumors, Clay and Sheryl are not going out and she has made that very clear to us.
Read full storyVice-President Cheney and former Vice-President Quayle Selected as Dictionary Editors
Vice-President Dick Cheney and former Vice-President Dan Quayle have been named as co-editors of the Oxford English Dictionary effective immediately.
Read full storyThe great stock climb controversy
NEW YORK CITY -- It's an old Wall Street saying: "Stocks must climb a wall of worry in order to peak at the high point of investor concern. And then, when it is the best time to buy, everybody's nervous and things look the bleakest.
Read full storySimpson beard revealed
MIAMI, Fla. -- In an interview marking the tenth anniversary of the O.J. Simpson trial, O.J. decided it was time for more revelations.
Read full storyBush Cremated Accidentally
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After paying his respects beside the body of deceased President Ronald Reagan lying in state on Friday, George W. Bush somehow ended up inside the casket intended for Reagan. After the ceremony, the flag-draped, heavy, teak box w...
Read full storyPolls show national depression lifting as Ronald Reagan is finally buried
After almost a week of ongoing funereal festivities, recent polls show that Americans are beginning to feel happier now that former President Ronald Reagan has finally been laid to rest.
Read full storyCongress bans Midget Adoption
WASHINGTON- Midget Rights groups around the nation were devastated last night after Congress passed a Bill banning Midget Adoption.
Read full storyBin Laden to release Album
It has been leaked to The Spoof today by Al-Qaeda links that Osama Bin Laden is planning a come back to the world. Not with a heinous act of terrorism, but with a new album.
Read full storyPilot Charged With Excessive Flatulence
An American National Airlines pilot was fined by airport police and sanctioned by the airlines for excessive flatulence after airline crew members and passengers complained of noxious fumes in the cabin during a trans-continental flight today.
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