Bin Laden to release Album

Funny story written by Your Local Eccentric

Saturday, 12 June 2004

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It has been leaked to The Spoof today by Al-Qaeda links that Osama Bin Laden is planning a come back to the world. Not with a heinous act of terrorism, but with a new album.

The album entitled "Bomb in the USA" is hinted by our links to "set the world on fire" The album contains Bin Laden doing cover versions of all your favourites, including "Bomb in The USA" and a cover of the 50 Cent "In the Club" in which he performs a duet with Abu "Dr, Hook" Hamza.

His record producer Simon Cowell said of Osama, "From the very moment he stepped into the recording studio their was something in the air," and that his inspiration, "is a cross between the smooth style of Frank Sinatra and the rock anthems of Iron Maiden"

All profits made from the record will go to the oddly named "Help a little sick boy get some anthrax fund"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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