MapQuest Destroys Town!
RUGBY, ND (AP) Residents of rural Rugby, North Dakota will not soon forget this July 4th. Cars, pickups, and big trucks started rolling up 4th Avenue at 9 o'clock in the morning. Drivers soon started pulling over and ringing doorbells asking for...
Read full storyPolygamist Children Cause Disturbance at Local School
Earlier this week at John Adam's Elementary school in Smalltown, Utah, 6th grader Michael James Gantry caused a disturbance in his American History Class. Witnessess report that when their teacher, Miss Kreant told the class that today they would be learning about their forefathers, Gantry replied, " But I don't have four fathers, just four mothers"...
Read full storyDan Brown to Follow Up Best Selling 'Da Vinci Code'
Best selling author Dan Brown has announced that he is working on a follow-up to his acclaimed novel, The Da Vinci Code. The new Novel, entitled The Schultz Code asserts astonishing claims that Cartoonist Charles Schultz included hidde...
Read full storyRumsfeld "Can't Imagine" Draft
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Bush administration is expressing a disbelief in reviving the military draft despite the stress placed on America's all-volunteer force by large-scale operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. "I just can't imagine...
Read full storyYears of Stretching Pay Off for the Dutch
Rob Bruintjes comes from big people. His mother was a shade under 6 feet tall and his father...
Read full storyBritish Government to Ban Snacking
The British Government today announced measures to ban snacking, a spokesman said, "too many of you lazy people are getting fat and between meals snacking is a prime culprit". Evidence from the Statistical Office suggests that the avera...
Read full storyGreenspan: "You Are Getting Very Sleepy"
WASHINGTON - Alan Greenspan, chairman of the Federal Reserve, announced today he would take certain key steps to ensure the continued recovery and health of the economy. "Flimmity-flammity, bimmity-bammity," he told reporters, "dreezl...
Read full storyJohn Kerry Announces VEEP
Presidential hopefull John Kerry announced today that his pick for his Vice President would be none other then current President George Bush. Asked to explain his pick, Kerry told reporters that since his and President Bush's policies are so clo...
Read full storyNew Yorkers Get Baath
New Yorkers woke to the news that Saddam Hussein was on his way to the Big Apple for his trial. A spokesman for the Iraqi government said that frantic behind the scenes negotiations, had made this historic event possible, while Vice President Dick C...
Read full storyid Software Drops Doom3 in Favor of "MMOG" Game
id software announced that Doom3 is no longer in production, and that the developmental team has shifted gears toward something more enlightening.
Read full storyRepublican Jack Ryan Replaced In Race by Bloomington Man
SPRINGFIELD-- Brian Steep, a Bloomington-Normal, Illinois man today announced his bid for the Illinois US Senate seat on the Republican ticket in replacement of former candidate Jack Ryan, who was forced from the race due to a scandal involving ex-wi...
Read full storyLane's gay and so what?
LONDON -- Stage actor Nathan Lane came to England recently to hold a press conference revealing that he is a homosexual.
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