Bush administration targets Middle Earth
State Dept. Officials have issued a warning against visiting Middle Earth and imposed strict new VISA requirements on hobbits and unemployed new Zealand film extras wishing to enter the US.
Read full storyGeorge Bush to Announce Controversial 3rd Term Quest in State of the Union Address
On Tuesday, U.S. President George W. Bush is slated to give a State of the Union Address, which is expected to focus on Bush's plans for the war in Iraq, the U.S. economy, health care, and education among other things.
Read full storyRonald McDonald Arrested!
McDonalds frontman Ronald McDonald was arrested today after police caught him in the middle of a lewd act in the toilet of a McDonalds restaurant.
Read full storyTrained Monkey Emerges as Surprise Victor in Iowa Caucus
Des Moines, IA In a stunning upset today, a trained monkey won the Iowa Caucuses, gaining 42% of the overall vote, with Howard Dean @ 19%, John Kerry @ 17%, John Edwards @ 14%, Dick Gephardt with 7% and Dennis Kucinich with 1% of the final vot...
Read full storyDetroit Tigers sign pitcher... of beer -- "Whoops", according to club President Dombrowski
"I guess we really should first meet face to face with players we're signing, before we sign them", according to Detroit Tigers President, David Dombrowski.
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