Schwarzenegger Shocker
Sources close to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger say that he will confirm reports from a German newspaper saying that he is the love child of the late Joseph P. Kennedy, patriarch of America's first family of politics. They also say that S...
Read full storyDennis Miller migrates again--this time to the far left wing
Comedian Dennis Miller, who, shortly after 9/11, made it publicly known that he had taken a big swing to the political right, has swung back to the left-- the far left.
Read full storyDNC Urges Expletive Registration
In a memo uncovered by Spoof sources, Democratic National Committee Terry McAuliffe has asked all contenders for the Democratic presidential nomination to reserve "the expletive that will become your campaign rallying cry."...
Read full storyMr. Blackwell tops Blackwell's "Worst dressed" list -- Friends fear senility
Fashion critic "Mr. Blackwell", famous for his yearly lists of the best and worst dressed celebrities, has chosen himself as 2003's "worst dressed" man.
Read full storyBachelorette Makes Choice After First Meet
Reality Scoop: Meredith, a now famous bachelorette, picked her soul mate immediately after she was introduced to several eligible guys. This sudden choice caught everyone off guard as this is not the way it usually happens.
Read full storyAlaska passes law requiring the blind to Surrender eyeballs
Alaska passed a new law this week requiring all blind people, to have their eyeballs removed in order to prove they are not faking blindness in order collect payment checks from the government.
Read full storyLBC hits the Airwaves
LBC has hit the Airwaves - literally, ladies and gentleman! Apparently John Prescott, during a breakdown in communication between New Labour and its Ministers, misunderstanding the phrase, ordered both his Jags out on to the streets of London, with i...
Read full storyAsian Bird Flu Caused By Felines
Japanese government officials released documents today outlining an insidious plot propagated against chickens by the feline population of Japan. The horrible Asian bird flu that has killed millions of chickens across Asia is apparently a biological...
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