
Tom Ridge Explains Threat Levels
Tom Ridge head of Homeland Security confirmed that he was sick of explaining what each layer of the Threat Level means, and is setting it out once and for all.
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Nottingham Forest Unplugged
News that Faria Alam is set to spill the beans on the F.A and the IOC has been rocked by another corruption scandal, has been relegated to also rans by the media. The big breaking news is the allegations coming out of the City Ground Nottingham.
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Sven Raises Alam
Sven Goran Eriksson has promised England fans that Poland and Austria will pay a heavy price for his latest scandal. "Let them sweat in the knowledge that I will crush them like I'm crushing this can of beer - does anyone have a plaster?&quo...
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Actor Will Ferrell to stand in for Bush in debates
DAVENPORT, IOWA - Today, the Bush re-election campaign made a surprising announcment, as they have tabbed popular Saturday Night Live alumnus Will Ferrell to appear as President George W. Bush in the upcoming presidential debates.
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Michael Moore Returns As Father Ted
British hit series Father Ted will be returning to local screens sometime around September. The only change to the lineup sees American polemicist Michael Moore as the wonderful Father Ted..
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Hacking Ran Therapy Sessions on Psych Ward
6 August, 2004 By Dr. Paul Fol De Raul, Utah County Nervous Hospital SALT LAKE CITY - Mark Hacking, the accused killer, used to run authoriz...
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Bush In Favor Of Stem Cell Research
President George W. Bush announced today that he has come out in favor of embryonic stem cell research. While anticipating that we may be fighting insurgents in Iraq for the next twenty years, drafting embryos twenty years ahead of time to fight dise...
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