US Government Defaults on Debt, Bush Seeks Bailout
WALL STREET, NEW YORK - The Dow Jones was in free-fall Wednesday, as international investment firms lowered the credit worthiness of the US to the "Avoid Like the Plague" level. With no other options to pursue, the US Treasury Department a...
Read full storyCourtroom Sketch Artist Fired, Inaccuracies Cited
Erie, PA - Western Pennsylvania Federal Court sketch artist Robert Simmons was fired this week because of a "distinct lack of accuracy" in his renderings of the Court's daily proceedings. The Sketch Artist's Union planned to file an appeal on...
Read full storyFried Cauliflower Gives Missouri Man Major Gas
ST. LOUIS, MO (AP) - According to friends and relatives, Bill Windmire, 25, has major gas after consuming a hefty-sized plate of fried cauliflower.
Read full storyWard Weaver Competent
Oregon City, Oregon -Ward Weaver the man accused of killing two young girls and hiding their bodies in his back yard has been found competent to stand trial. Weaver 41, whose trial has been suspended since April for psychiatric evaluation was ruled m...
Read full storyRadical Shiite Cleric, Muqtada al-Sadr, Lured Out Of Holy Mosque With Hamburgers And Milkshakes
NAJAF, IRAQ-- It seemed like a peaceful handover Friday night here in Najaf, Iraq when suspected terrorist Muqtada al-Sadr unmanned the holy shrine he had held himself up in for weeks. The madman's chaos ended when he turned his weapons in for...
Read full storyDave Matthews Band Charged
Redwood City, Calif : The prosecutors in the Scott Peterson case broke early today. News of Chicago prosecutors charging the Dave Matthews Band with dumping waste in the Chicago River was a missing piece of the puzzle found.
Read full storyWho do I vote for?
This November many Americans are faced with a difficult decision. I hope this helps anyone that is confused by all of the political bickering.
Read full storyBlair Lies Low as Eldest Son is Busted for New Coup
London, Friday (Associated Mess) - UK Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife Cherry Bush were unavailable for comment at their Italian holiday villa this morning as the news broke that their eldest son Euan, 20, had been arrested in London by off...
Read full storyKerry Declares War
With the fierce debate between the Swifts versus Iraq issues raging, the question being asked is whether they are as relevant as some would have us believe? Hell yes!! In 2005 WW III will begin and based on past brilliance this is what we can expect.
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