Olympic Games USA Report - 1st Quarter
As I sit here in my little two bedroom apartment in Athens, I must confess that I, like everyone else, am surprised at the poor showing by the USA. Let's face it we all expected a runaway leader, not second to China, at this stage of the competit...
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Lawyers for superstar Michael Jackson have been foiled in their attempts to have evidence seized at the singer's ranch thrown out. Judge Rodney Melville said police had had probable cause when they swooped on Neverland. He was singularly impresse...
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FORT BRAGG, NORTH CAROLINA-- A shocking twist was added to the court martial hearing of Private First Class Lynndie England today. Just as she was approaching the witness stand, an eight month pregnant England slammed to the floor and her water brok...
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NEWS BULLETIN: The luxury steamship Queen Camilla sunk within hours of colliding with a sludge tanker headed for New Jersey. Many of the Camilla's passengers were lost when the ship's lifeboats fell apart upon launching. One enterprising passenger,...
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dateline Florida FEMA officials today brought relief to the ravaged counties of Florida in the form of preprepared ballots. With houses and li...
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