Parallel Universes: Like This One But Different?
A worm hole was discovered today in Baghdad, Iraq and with it, the theory of parallel universes was proven. The worm hole has been believed to link one universe with another and to allow time travel to past and future worlds. Although common sens...
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Months of worry and speculation have finally come to an end as California Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger has been discovered wandering ai...
Read full storyArrest Incident Spurs Copycat Crime Wave!
NEW YORK (AP) 60 Minutes reporter Mike Wallace is no stranger to keeping himself in the public spotlight. The aging TV personality managed to make national headlines when he was arrested for scuffling with police over a parking ticket and exhibiting...
Read full storyOlympic Games Results and News Day 3
No matter the sport, no matter the venue and whatever the occasion there can be no finer institution to cover it, than the BBC World Service's Radio commentary. In Athens to cover the baseball game between Cuba and Japan would be a local commenta...
Read full storyLocal Man's Attempt To Watch Every Single Hour, Minute And Second Of Olympics So Far A Success
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- It seemed fairly easy for Nolan Walters in the beginning. He would place seven different T.V.s in his livingroom. One for every single station that NBC Studios owned: NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, USA Networks, Bravo, the Spanish Stat...
Read full storyRalph Nader Joins Al Qeda
WASHINGTON Presidential candidate Ralph Nader announced today that he would be teaming up with bin Laden's Al Qeda group in the hopes that he could force himself onto the ballots in all 50 states.
Read full storyReturning Literacy to the White House
In a stunning new development, it has been revealed that a high-level position will be added to the President's cabinet.
Read full storyInternet Craze Now Bigger than CB Radio, Beanie Babies, Slinky, and The Twist!
CYBERSPACE (AP) Getting "on the Internet" is getting bigger than "big hair" used to be! Years ago people filled their spare moments collecting stamps, playing Monopoly, and dancing the Macarena. Now they can't wait to get their own personal size c...
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