Presidential Candidates Vie for "Foghat" Vote
Warren, MI - Divided on issues such as healthcare, education, and the handling of the war in Iraq, George W. Bush and John Kerry seem to disagree on many key issues in this election year. One particular subject however has recently caught the...
Read full storyBritain Acquires Hitler's Bunker
New Labour, as part of it's preperation for what is thought to be an inevitable attack by Islamic militants, have acquired the bunker used by Adolf Hitler in World War II. The bunker, still in mint condition has been sited in an "appropriate...
Read full storyFormer NFL Star, Ricky Williams, Will Continue His Career on a Playstation Videogame
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- One week ago, an announcement was made by Miami Dolphins owner, Wayne Huizenga, that star runningback, Ricky Williams, failed a third drug test, and was being released by the Dolphins. Today, at a press conference in downtown Miami…
Read full storyKobe Bryant Enters Special Plea
NBA Basketball superstar, Kobe Bryant today entered a special plea in Eagle, Colorado. Using the new plea available to sportsmen only, in terms of Section 4(1)(a)bis of the Colorado Criminal Procedures Act 51of 1977 as amended, Bryant's attorneys...
Read full storyActress Fay Wray - Dead from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome
NEW YORK (AP) Seventy-one years after her harrowing experience with one of nature's most awesome creatures, screen legend Fay Wray died in her Manhattan apartment. Death finally came to Fay Wray not far from the Empire State Building where mil...
Read full storyPope Orders Holy Vestment Tailors to Diversify into Thongs
Vatican City, Tuesday (Rioters) - A full-scale doctrinal schizm is facing the Holy Mother Church tonight following revelations that the Pope has ordered the ladies of the Polish Ecclesiastical Sewing Tradition (PEST) to desist from stitching up any m...
Read full storyWhat's in a number?
"I am not a number'' screamed Patrick McGoohan as The Prisoner in the cult TV series Well, it seems UR1, I am 1 and we all want 2B1 - because it is (apparently) trendy, prestigious, and (apparently) makes people think UR witty, wealthy and a bit of a wag.
Read full storyItalian Pasta Ban Hits Europe!
A bitter row in Brussels over crop subsidies has seen Italy slap an immediate ban on pasta exports to its EU partners.
Read full storyShopping Fatality Comes Back to Haunt Sainsbury's
A freak shopping accident which killed 92 year old pensioner and father of twenty-three Wilbert Wheatchaffer has left a London branch of British supermarket chain Sainsbury's no option but closure.
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