U.S. Secret Service Use of President George W. Bush Clones, to Act as Body Doubles, Questioned
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Warning his people against integration with the Greek Cypriot south, the President of the Turkish Republic of North Cyprus, Rauf Denktash, brushed aside last year's events when a quarter of the northern population marched to demand re-unification, an...
Read full storyWhat Styling Products Does John Kerry Use?
I, like most Americans, have been focusing on the big issues of the 2004 campaign. Lately, I have lost lots and lots of sleep over what styling products John Kerry uses to get that perfect, unmovable helmet head. Seriously, I have lost sleep over this. Instead of getting a life, which I should do, I have decided to get to the bottom of this.
Read full storyFailed 'shoe bomber' just blows own legs off
A BOTCHED bid by a 'shoe bomber' to blow up a transatlantic airliner had hilarious consequences today when he entertained passengers by having his legs fly to either end of the plane.
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