People kill people in people-killing rampage
World, Wednesday - In a shock development which has left law and order forces all over the world in turmoil, it was revealed today that some people killed some other people and then didn't own up to it.
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Washington, D.C. - C.I.A. Director George Tenet told the commission investigating the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks that it will take 5 years for the Office of Homeland Security to put every person in America under surveillance.
Read full storyOsama bin Laden - New CIA/FBI Director!
I find it very interesting that the CIA & the FBI seem to have so much trouble integrating foreign and domestic intelligence...why not hire Osama Bin Laden to be the director of both agencies? He doesn't have any trouble integrating his foreign a...
Read full storyBush Supports Sharon's Decision to Withdraw
Washington, DC -- President Bush announced at a press conference last night, that he supports Sharon Osborne's desire to withdraw from the...
Read full storyBush to hand Iraq sovereignty to residents of Faircastle, Oklahoma
House Republicans hail "bold, historic" move...
Read full storyBush to Visit the Third World via Rover
WASHINGTON - At a campaign stop at Georgetown University, President Bush outlined his specific plans on foreign policy with the Third World.
Read full storyJohn Ashcroft Investigates Miracle Child
Rescuers are amazed at finding a five year old girl alive after being stranded for ten days at the scene of an accident which killed her mother. Ruby Bustemante survived on Gatorade and uncooked noodles. Attorney General John Ashcroft has opened an...
Read full storyWater In White House Press Room Contaminated!
Unconfirmed Sources report medroxyprogesterone - the drug used for chemical castration has been found in the White House Press Room water supply. The water provided by the White House for reporters has been found to contain high levels of the drug.
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