"Too many long words" was reason Bush failed to act on 9/11 memo
The White House has revealed why President George W. Bush failed to act on the August 2001 memo warning of possible attacks by Al Qaeda: it simply contained too many long words. "Clandestine - what kind of a damn fool word is that?" the president...
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Washington DC, and Afghanistan, perhaps (12 Apr 2004): In her appearance before the 9/11 Commission last week, US National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice testified that the 06 August 2001 Presidential Daily Briefing (PDB) was merely &quo...
Read full storyA Very Bush Easter
President George ( Kill em all, let God sort em out) Bush, emerging from a 5 days in hiding at his Ranch in Crawford, Texas yesterday acknowledged that "it was a tough week last week." Mr. Bush's characterization of seven days which saw more than 60...
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Vatican City, Vatican -- The Vatican has released some startling results from last week's holy week rites across the world.
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Now, I am a patient woman. Well, as patient as anyone is in the technological, instant gratification age in which we live. I have been waiting months for this William Hung travesty of celebrity to be over. I mean, really. If this little guy can become a celebrity what is going to happen to the cult of celebrity, of which I am a solid adherent?...
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Washington, DC President Bush admitted today that he couldn't even pronounce the name of the city that was giving him so much trouble in...
Read full storyAussie Cuisine: Aliens On The Barbie!
Australian UFO researchers say they are having difficulty investigating incidents down under because citizens of the continent have developed a taste for the space visitors.
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