Tom Hanks A Violent Drunk, Friends Say
The most beloved personality of our generation seems to have a hidden dark side according to those close to him. Tom Hanks (not to be confused with Tom Cruise) apparently can't control his emotions once he has partaken of adult beverages.
Read full storyComing Soon: Survivor 9
Earlier today, CBS President Les Moonves announced that with the Fall 2004 season, there would be some "big changes" to the format of their wildly popular "Survivor" program. CBS announced earlier this year that it would be airing the 8th Survivor, "...
Read full storyRoll of Bubble Wrap Now 2nd Democratic Frontrunner Behind Dean, Gaining
Des Moines, Iowa-A roll of bubble wrap discovered in the back of a UPS warehouse in Moscow, Idaho has thrown its hat into the political arena in the quest of the Democratic nomination for President of the United States.
Read full storyIs Religion too easy?
Religion versus science or science versus religion - whichever way you look at it, it the same question.
Read full storyLewinsky Loses Lawsuit
Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky, whose brief affair with Bill Clinton nearly ended in the impeachment of the former President in 1999 for the crime of sleeping with some really ugly women, has had her claim to recoup 1.16 million US dollars...
Read full storyTerror alert system gets new "lavender" color: Chertoff's family worried
Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff announced yesterday that the five colors on the terror alert scale just aren't enough, and plans to add a sixth color - lavender - to the list. The new color is to be put between white, or "nor...
Read full storySpoof writer sacked after paedophile weblink scam
Famous Spoof writer Martyn Memberton has been sensationally sacked - after callously directing online readers to a police paedophile entrapment website if they rated his stories badly.
Read full storyPrincess Royal Put Down
In a bizarre veterinary accident, Princess Anne has been put down instead of her Bull Terrier, Florence. The Princess Royal had decided to kill her beloved pet after the dog had first torn apart one of her mothers Corgis then bit one of the maids at...
Read full storySpoofer's Rise To Glory, Fall From Grace: The Barbara Walters Interview
Spoof artist Blind Fool's rise in the spoofing entertainment industry has been as dramatic as it has been brief. But the writer's quick rise has been, in fact, too fast. The fame and gruelling schedule has proven too much for him.
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