O.J. Still Looking For ‘Real Killer'
LOS ANGELES-O.J. Simpson today was seen combing downtown Los Angeles, searching the cosmopolitan stores, dining at the plush restaurants and visiting the rich and famous; all of part of what he says is his ‘Tireless search for the real killer.'...
Read full storyTeen Kicks Marijuana Habit With Help of Cocaine
LAKEWOOD, CA-Richard Burton, a local high school student has reported to his friends and family that he has successfully released himself from the grip of a marijuana habit which had held him so tightly throughout his tenth and eleventh grade years.
Read full storyBush Sinks His Teeth Into Mars Mission
The British team responsible for the ‘Beagle 2'project, were astounded by a mocking message they received from The White House.
Read full storyFederal aid flown in to assist those trapped in Wal-Mart "return" line
The post Christmas rush to return gifts has reached near tragic proportions, as the line at a customer service counter at a Newark Wal-Mart has grown out-of-control, creating a security and sanitation nightmare for the area.
Read full storyA Trip To The Mall
One evening not long ago my wife and I found ourselves bound for our local shopping mall. She had to buy stuff, you see. Now, don’t get me wrong. Neither my wife nor I are really shoppers, so I don’t want to imply that she was out there just mindlessly spending money, especially since she’ll probably read this and if I make her look bad I’ll catch it hot big time. By the way, have I told you how b...
Read full storySaddam Destroyed the World, Bush Says
United States President George W. Bush revealed today that the Administration has evidence that Saddam Hussein was responsible for the complete destruction of the planet earlier this year.
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