Florida Judge Orders Limbaugh Dental Records Unsealed
In an unprecedented move, a Florida judge ordered Rush Limbaugh's dental records unsealed. Prosecutors wanted Limbaugh's records opened to see if he "dentist shopped" to get his cavities filled.
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‘Tinsel Town' was in a state of panic last night when it was found that a deadly, new strain of virus was causing celebrities to shrink.
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Three months ago, The Spoof inaugurated it's offices in Germany. After, a week of total mayhem....err...I mean, total boredom, we hired our new foreign correspondent. His name was Ichspreche Nichtenglisch. The German folk loved his reporting. Tha...
Read full storyTom Ridge: "Don't change your plans", climbs back into concrete bunker
Speaking through a wall of security guards, Director of Homeland Security Tom Ridge cautioned Americans that terrorists may strike at any time, but urged them to not change travel or shopping plans.
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