Jacko to seek Assylum
Michael Jackson, who was charged on Thursday with seven counts of child molesting is facing calls to have him barred from the UK.
Read full storyAshcroft Musical Revue Wows Broadway
Buoyed by the success of his recent speaking tour promoting the USA PATRIOT Act, U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft is taking the theatre world and American public opinion by storm with a new smash hit musical revue entitled "Our Brave New Worl...
Read full storyBush Accidentally Admits That He's Stupid and Evil
In a press conference today, that blubbering idiot called President (by right-wing extremists) actually slipped up and admitted that he was stupid. "I'm so stoopid," he said. After realizing his stupid mistake, he retorted, "Aw shu...
Read full storyNew Blood Welcomed in Iraq
The United States is getting ready to send a reply to United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan's proposal for an expanded UN role in the U.S. Protectorate of Iraq.
Read full storySpoof writers threaten strike over star rating system
Writers for popular satirical journal ‘The Spoof' are threatening strike action after a dispute over how their stories are being rated.
Read full storyHospital Puts its Foot in It
Roanoke Rapids, North Carolina: The dismembered foot of a dead teenager was accidentally sent home to his mother after it was inadvertently mixed in with his clothing. Halifax Medical Center attributed the misstep to an overcrowded refrigerator.
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