Santa Off Target - Shock.
Santa Claus has been found hiding by American soldiers in a farmouse basement in a village near Tikrit, Iraq. Besides his bedraggled clothing, his only other posessions were a tin of Cherry Blossom brown boot polish and several gallons of grey hair d...
Read full storyBush To Eliminate Seperation of Church and State, Claims to Be "Divine"
Washington DC: Speaking from the White House Press Room, President Bush announced today that the US will do away with the notion of Church and State.
Read full storyChuckle Brothers Reveal Saddam as Long Lost Brother
The Brothers from Rotherham today announced that the evil Tyrant was in fact their long lost brother. It was a painful time for the brothers as they announced that Saddam Hussein (formally Saddam Chuckle), who was adopted at birth by an Iraqi family...
Read full storyMy feelings: An Oily Fellow
Yesterday I found myself standing in twenty inches of snow on a street in Syracuse, New York standing next to none other than the Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney. At first I figured it had to be someone else, but then I noticed he wa...
Read full storyCrime Down, But Don't Worry, Says Bush
The FBI reported today that America's murder rate rose a disappointing 1.1% in the first six months of 2003. Worse, the overall crime rate in the United States actually fell 3.1%, one of the worst showings in the last decade.
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