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I was looking for something to write for an uplifting Christmas story, and my mind flashed back to New York City, eighteen years ago. At the time, I owned a nightclub in Grammercy Park, just north of Fourteenth St, called Irving Plaza. I don’t remember who the Christmas Eve act the night before was, although I know it was a sold out show. I know this because at about four in the morning as...
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After the rock stars horrific quad bike crash, which has left him in hospital, doctors have decided that the only option for the shaky rocker is to become a Bionic man.
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Shocks reverberated round the Royal Albert Hall last night, when Sir Bob Geldoff announced that Saddam Hussein was voted the ‘Scruffiest Git of the Year'.
Read full storyScientists discover cure for Kelly Osbourne
Scientists in the U.S. have discovered a cure for the young pop rock banshee's eternal pathetic attempts to follow her father's foot steps.
Read full storySaddam Rates Cleveland
In a stunning development, United States Pro Consul for Iraq, Paul Bremmer announced the capture of former dictator Saddam Hussein. Hussein, known as Scooter by his friends, was interrogated by Coalition Forces about his time on the run.
Read full storySaddam Hussein Captured
Saddam Hussein has been found alive and well, living in a hole in downtown Tikrit, at about 10:50am (local time) on Saturday 13th December.
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Chuck Terzella, a new writer for the Spoof magazine has been admitted to hospital yesterday, according to unnamed sources. Mr. Terzella is said to be suffering from depression due to a decline in his readership statistics in the on line humor magazin...
Read full storyA Trip To The Market
I was lying on the couch on a beautiful Sunday afternoon, doing a little light reading, Gulag Archipelago I think, but it hardly matters. What matters is that my wife comes in, tosses the car keys on my chest and says, “We’re going to the store.” Now, this can be a pretty good thing. My wife gardens, so going to the store could easily imply a trip to someplace with tools, like Home Depot. T...
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