Greenville, Mississippi -- Since 1994 Nick Russell has been receiving free trial disks from American online. AOL the worlds largest internet service provider has been sending out their trial disks for over ten years.
Oakland, Iowa- Rose Brogan a local resident of Oakland, Iowa clams she found God in her basement. Brogan 87, said it all started when a group of Mormon missionaries knocked on her door.
Today while addressing his Television flock of millions. The Reverend Jerry Falwell posed the question: Do Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, turn people Gay? This analogy comes three year's after he stated on his television program that "Tinky Winkey" the purp...
Riverside Iowa- John Henry proclaimed loudly to neighbors, that even thought an entire amount of an un-known narcotic was lost to a neighborhood bonfire it would not be lost to him. "Don't worry watch this," Henry said. It was then that Henry alleged...
Washington- Today on the advice of attorney general John Ashcroft, President Bush announced that the U.S. will be phasing out 4:20 on the US ti...
Pine Bluff, North Dakota-...
In a new government study released today that show new facts that lead scientists to believe that short men and women die poor and lonely. This comes a week after a report showed tall people die younger then others.
Hate mail abounds when you hit a nerve. I think I hit a main artery with a article entitled “George Bush announces plan to curb abortion by aborting mothers” I received a real nice juicy one from a Tim. B from Augusta Georgia, last name withheld. Tim Wright’s...
Imprison this! Can someone find me a dictionary?...
When I heard that the General accounting office published a report this week stating that many government employees received diplomas from non-accredited schools who issue degrees based on “life experience” I thought wow what in the hell am I doing here sitting around like a slob when I could at lest sit around like a slob with a Ph.D. in proctology. Now take in mind there is no doctorate f...
Today Ralph Nader the Green party leader and presidential and hopeful presidential candidate without being registered in any state for contender in the 2004 presidential race was today offered the role as presidential candidate for the Reform party.
It seems to me every time I go just south of my mail box every morning I start to panic. Southerners “Suth-un-ners“, I cant stand them. Now please not get me wrong I like the south and its people. I’m not talking about people that happen to live in the south, they are tolerable. No. I’m talking about real true to life southerners.
Austin, Texas- On Monday green party leader and presidential candidate Ralph Nader filed papers to sue the state of Texas. This comes a day after m...
Yesterday European Scientists successfully conducted a test of the "Phoenix craft". The Phoenix is a German build spacecraft for use in the joint European space shuttle program. In the 90 seconds of flight the craft reached speeds of 450 kilometers p...
Dear whoever is in charge, ATTN: GOD Watch one of most any Televangelist and then refer to your handy 14,542 page IRS tax law guide. (You know the one you happen to have at your side as we speak)...
Virgin Utah- Steve White, head scientist at Kramer labs held a press conference today showing new findings from a five year fact finding missi...
Ok folks. It’s true over the past months I admit to outright fabricating many if not all of the articles that I have submitted to the Spoof. The truth started to unwind when I submitted a feature story entitled “God to put Humanity up for lease do to record low fundraising” this story was almost entirely fabricated. I did not talk to God. I only got his voicemail and then a nasty return ca...
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