Dear whoever is in charge, ATTN: GOD
Watch one of most any Televangelist and then refer to your handy 14,542 page IRS tax law guide. (You know the one you happen to have at your side as we speak)
Now compare that guide to one of those programs like “The 700 Club” in one 60 minute program I counted 43 violations of the 5013(c) charter.
So the only way to look at this without blinders on is if you’re going to break the law it's time to loose your tax shelter baby! That’s why I say tax the church.
Besides look how much time Religious puppet senators waste on the floor of senate. When we could be passing real laws, like a constitutional ban on the international house of pancakes, or a ban on Diet Shasta orange soda. The church owes some back pay.
How much you ask? How much you got?
That has been your weekly instalment of “Kaufman’s 30 second guide to living” Tune in next week to find out how colostomy bags kill 300,000,000 trees every year.
