Ralph Nader just about Screwed

Funny story written by Zander Kaufman

Thursday, 13 May 2004

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Nader strangles himself

Today Ralph Nader the Green party leader and presidential and hopeful presidential candidate without being registered in any state for contender in the 2004 presidential race was today offered the role as presidential candidate for the Reform party.

Nader long time supporter and presidential contender for the green party in the 2000 race, says he is not sure if he will take the offer or not.

Nader has yet to get on any ballot in any state. If he chooses to take the role offered to him by the Reform party chairman, he would be recognized under current ballot laws in 7 states however the majority of the states are current red (GOP) dominated states that will most likely vote for George W Bush this time around. In all remaining state Nader would need to be recognized via petition for example he would need to gather nearly 100,000 signatures to be able to get on the 2004 ballot in Florida alone.

Nader has filed papers to sue the state of Texas on Monday because he felt the state ballot law was unconstitutional, he then later throw a tantrum in the court room when his case was tossed out. No one knows if he will indeed break his alliance with the Green party. He still has one more chance on appeal in the sate of Texas

However this writers suggestion, give it up Ralphy

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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