Last Tuesday it was discovered that New York Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi is actually former child actress, Kristy MacNichol. Through years of steroid use spurred by being typecast in Hollywood for her role as “Buddy” in the television drama ‘Family’ Kristy decided she wanted fame and fortune but wanted to stay in the entertainment industry. “For me, baseball was the first thing that...
Last November 2nd the grandnephew of artist Vincent Van Gogh was murdered by a 27 year-old Islamic militant named Muhammad Bouyeri. It seems Bouyeri took exception to Theo Van Gogh's views as expressed in film and brutally murdered Theo first by shoo...
OnStar is the latest in technology for in-vehicle safety and security systems. In fact, OnStar brings together emergency service providers, wireless telephone, and satellite technologies to help protect drivers on the road and this option is now considered standard on many General Motors vehicles. From the preliminary data pulled from several OnStar information collection centers, social s...
President George W. Bush has taken an I.Q. test last week as part of a dare by former President Bill Clinton. When the results were returned to President Bush the score was determined to be 217 which is just under the highest I.Q. ever recorded of 228 (Marilyn vos Savant American writer, b 1946). This news comes as a complete shock to not only the American public but also the rest of the...
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Microsoft will release a version of its Windows operating system without the Media Player application on June 15 to comply with European Union anti-monopoly rules, the company said on Wednesday. A spokesperson for Microsoft repo...
BAGHDAD -- An Iraqi judge has formally submitted questions to Saddam Hussein and prosecutors seem to be concentrating on several cases concerning his alleged crimes. Many of these received international attention during Saddam's three decades in...
TOKYO -- Toyota Motor Corp plans to start selling robots that can help look after elderly people or serve tea to guests by 2010, the Asahi daily reported on Tuesday. Dr. Tadamitsu Masaki of the Toyota Institute for Really Fun Projects (TIRFP) said t...
BROOKLYN, New York -- An angry tug-of-war over a rubber ball ended in tragedy yesterday when a 9-year-old Brooklyn girl fatally stabbed her 11-year-old friend.
WASHINGTON -- The Justice Department will launch a national sex offender registry Web site which allows people to check state databases with a single search, U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said on Friday.
SAN FRANCISCO - Apple Computer Inc. will support and organize podcasts in the next version of its iTunes and iPod software, in order to communicate with the Podpeople of planet Xanyre 7 said chief executive Steve Jobs in an interview yesterday.
VORACIOUS female spiders just cannot help trying to eat suitors before sex. Why? It's their aggressive personalities. Females of several spider and mantis species dine on their partners, but only after acquiring the sperm necessary to fertilize t...
SEOUL -- The lead scientist of a team of South Korean researchers who have cloned human embryos are planning for a day when using cloning technology will cure serious disease and injury.
By 2025, one in five Europeans will be more than 65 years old, with the majority of males wearing loud pants and elderly women housing an obscene number of cats. Across the continent, the number of working-age citizens will stagnate (or shrink) while...
PARIS -- France's population is growing much faster than expected and could reach 75 million by mid-century, in an ongoing attempt to irritate all Americans.
LONDON -- The painfully silent gentleman played a range of music from Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake" to Lennon and McCartney. Beyond that, not too much is known about this quiet man who may be in his 20s or 30s, who may be English or not -...
TBILISI, Georgia - An agent for the U.S. FBI said a grenade found near the podium where U.S. President George W. Bush gave a speech last week was live but apparently failed to explode due to a malfunction.
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