Aliens living, travelling, and existing without human destructive traits are about to be infiltrated by human sperm sent out into space by NASA! Special, crew-less space vehicles, loaded with the stuff, will be launched in the hope that passing UF...
A spokesman for an unnamed multi-billionaire from Taiwan has apparently agreed to pay specialists in Houston Space Center to build him and his family a safe, well-furnished self-supporting space station. "My boss has been watching our government g...
Good news this morning in that the International Space Station has quit moving away from it's regular orbit around the earth. "We still have no idea what caused it to suddenly move out of it's orbit away from the earth", stated NASA spokesman Alfr...
UK's astronaut candidate (stop laughing!) Tom Peake has made a giant leap in his training; though not 'for mankind' in general, more for himself. And he can't wait to get back in the saddle. The Briton was last seen by BBC cameras floating free af...
Cocoa Beach, Fl. - This is not your grandmother's front parlor! The heavy velvet curtains with the tassels, and the over-stuffed chair would look at home just about anywhere except where they are at this very moment...23,000 miles above the earth, an...
Washington D.C. social climbers Michaele and Tareg Salahi who recently managed to crash the White House state dinner for the Indian Prime Minister have somehow managed to get aboard the International Space Station. Recent NASA photos show the cou...
NASA and the European Space Agency have today announced that staff on the International Space Station have proof of alien visitation to earth. Brad Cunnilinga of Nasa's Press relations team said today, "At 04:45 hrs today Anatoly Felchski Commande...
Earth Orbit - Astronauts aboard the International Space Station (ISS) could hardly wait to put the final touches of their new extended platform dubbed, the "space porch" by adding a fly screen, lawn chairs and BBQ grill. "It gives the ISS that homely...
Space, Final Frontier--- Former Vice President Dick Cheney visited the International Space Station yesterday with horrific results. While floating from the Pirs Docking Compartment and into the Integrated Struss Structure, Cheney made a sharp...
Unbeknown to many, the cold war continues in The International Space Station. The original vision of the ISS was one of a place where astronauts would share food and facilities, with other 'nauts' in heavenly bliss. Alas, the Russians and Americans...
Just when astronauts thought that space was the new Woodstock and that they left behind the petty differences and violent conflicts of sad old planet, Earth, toilet turmoil broke out on the Space Station. Apparently it all began with the institution...
Japanese astronaut Koichi Wakata has been elected to stay on board the International space station alone while the other astronauts return in the shuttle. "It doesn't bother me." He said from his perch in orbit around the earth. "The space is...
SACRAMENTO, California - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger faced with the ever-looming possibility that his state could go bankrupt has decided to make an emergency state govermental decision. The governor has recently been in talks with several high...
The ever elusive International Space Station has managed to stay a few steps ahead of the space shuttle Discovery, as the later tries to dock with the former. It's the kind of space romance you only read about, but now it's coming true. Space shut...
The international space mission was briefly interrupted today when the crew had to abandon ship. The space station "Buggerall" was hit by floating debris, thought to be the remains of an earlier mission. The crew were forced to flee to an old pira...
Combining scientific and medical procedures during a planned experiment at the international space station, two NASA astronauts completed a historic series of tests in the cold vacuum of space this past Monday. Designed to test the human body's...
The crew of the International Space Station awoke to discover the toilet out-of-order this morning, requiring use of the "outhouse", otherwise known as the Soyuz escape capsule attached to the station.
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