Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 26 March 2009

image for NASA To Send OctuMom Up To The Space Station
California's "OctuMom" shown when she was nine days pregnant with the octuplets

SACRAMENTO, California - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger faced with the ever-looming possibility that his state could go bankrupt has decided to make an emergency state govermental decision.

The governor has recently been in talks with several high ranking NASA officials about the possibility of sending California native "OctuMom" up to their space station.

Schwarzenegger explained that due to the financial economic turmoil that his state finds itself in, there is just no way that the taxpayers of the state of California can hope to provide the monumental amounts of money that it would take to provide for anymore babies that "OctuMom," aka "The Left Coast Baby Machine" will certainly be giving birth to by the end of the year.

He added that even paying NASA's $85,000 space traveler's fee, the taxpayers of California will still come out way ahead.

The governor commented that NASA has literally hundreds of rules and regulations that its space station occupants must adhere to.

And rule number 117-P, paragraph 9, section 8, clearly states: A female space station occupant is strictly prohibited from becoming pregnant. And violating this rule will result in said violator being sent back to Earth immediately and incarcerated the instant said violator's feet step on U.S. soil.

Gov. Schwarzenegger has remarked that this "OctuMom" woman (Naddy) is so fertile that she could probably get pregnant just by merely looking at a Chiquita Banana or an Oscar Mayer Wiener.

He stated that NASA officials have already scheduled an appointment with "OctuMom" for her to be fitted for a space suit.

In related story. California's Attorney General Brooke Van Brocklin, 35, said that her and her husband, Toby have been trying to have a baby for 17 years and they have not had any luck.

Van Brocklin then added, "And the ironic thing is that this "OctuMom" woman seems to be able to just shoot out babies like they fire T-Shirts from a T-Shirt cannon at a Los Angeles Lakers game."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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