49ers Head Coach Mike Singletary will never make a living saying Pollyanna-nice things about others. He's just too honest. DID YOU KNOW?? Angus T. Jones makes $300,000 per episode of Two and a Half Men, making him the highest paid child star on te...
Philadelphia Eagles Head Coach Andy Reid, in his local talk show "Eagles and Pudding: My Two Favorite Things", called sh-tty quarterback Kevin Kolb to task for not being able to play football worth a damn, and Kevin Kolb has responded. "It's amazi...
The Philadelphia Eagles are in a quandary: They nominated Bobby Hoying clone Kevin Kolb as the starting quarterback for the 2010 season. Kolb goes out and get a bonk on the head, and Michael Vick comes on to play --and play he does, carrying the...
Philadelphia, PA--- Snapping the hopes and dreams of Eagles fans worldwide, a particularly jarring tackle on dog-hater Michael Vick sent him to the locker room for x-rays with a rib injury. "Aw, sh-t," the fans at the Linc cried in unison. In com...
PHILADELPHIA - Philadelphia Eagles fans and coaches alike are thrilled at the progress shown by now-83th-string QB Kevin Kolb, just two weeks after KTFO during the Eagles season opener against Packers. "We are really happy that Kevin was able to s...
The Philadelphia Eagles have released the following statement: "The Philadelphia Eagles have signed RB Joique Bell off the Buffalo Bills' practice squad. Wide receiver Hank Baskett was released to make room for Bell, who originally signed as a rookie free agent with the Bills. We've also released safety Chip Vaughn and running back Martell Mallett from the practice squad, and thank th...
Dear Kevin Kolb: My Daddy said your boss is mad at you. I think he is mean and fat. And so is your boss. My daddy used to have a job where everyone was mean, just like you. My daddy used his talent and ability to get a more gooder job, and now we live in a big house near the beach. I hope you can use your talent to get a gooder job. I know it is tough. My Daddy says that you are a...
Not that he didn't completely deserve it, but Philadelphia Eagles' Quarterback Kevin Kolb's Wikipedia entry was defaced last sunday. Kolb's name Kevin Benjamin Kolb, was changed to Kevin 'Bobby Hoying II' Kolb, a popular nickname in the Philadelph...
Instead of actually admitting that he f--ked up royally after naming Kevin 'Bobby Hoying II' Kolb the starting quarterback over Lassie-killer Michael Vick, Andy Reid has righted his wrong, but not in the way you'd imagine. Or, knowing Andy Reid, e...
Philadelphia Eagles' Kevin Kolb called an early morning press conference to let family, friends and fans know that he is OK, after being K.T.F.O. during the second quarter of the game against the Green Bay NoFavres Sunday. "I know that backing the...
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