Written by anthonyrosania

Monday, 11 October 2010

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ABOVE: Kolb saw the sign, but chose to ignore it.

49ers Head Coach Mike Singletary will never make a living saying Pollyanna-nice things about others. He's just too honest.


Angus T. Jones makes $300,000 per episode of Two and a Half Men, making him the highest paid child star on television? Oh, and Kevin Kolb sucks.

Said honesty was put to the test before Sunday night's game between Singletary's Niners and the Philadelphia Eagles.

"What is the difference in defending (Michael) Vick and (Kevin) Kolb?" asked Andrea Kremer, the fugliest female in sports broadcasting, of Singletary.

"Kolb... Kolb..." stammered a smirking Singletary, clearly trying to find a way to say 'Kolb couldn't run for positive yards with a jetpack stuck up his ass.

"Kolb is elusive," said Singletary, alluding to how Kolb is successful dodging things like completed passes, avoiding sacks, positive yards gained, offensive scoring and wins. "But Michael Vick is faster."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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