Disgraced Jesuit, and go-getting entrepreneur, Francois DuBois, of West 'By GOD!' Virginia, today announced that he will soon be opening a premium rate telephone confessional service, for people who lead such busy lives that they don't have the time...
Warning - This article contains profanity - whatever the fuck that is - in abundance. The Editorial team apologize like motherfuckers for that. Please accept our motherfuckin' editorial apologies. Ass holes... Controversial West 'By God' Virginia...
Controversial cleric, Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ, of West 'By God!' Virginia, in the Disunited States of Americky, today sparked a major international diplomatic controversy as he was sent packing by UK immigration authorities at London's Heathrow...
Normally shy and privacy minded biochemist only known as "Frankie The J", has released a series of findings from laboratory drug trials to the New England Journal of Medicine this week, confirming the potency of a newly patented cure-all drug. Rep...
Shock news just in at Spoof Central Skoob News Dept - Leading Vegas paleontologist and part time chupacabra hunter, Judy Poor, who moonlights as a pole dancer (but doesn't take her clothes off - she doesn't have to take her clothes off, to have a goo...
The Vatican is busy putting a spin on the Pope's recent edict that condoms are 'a little bit of all right...sometimes", after a retired Jesuit Priest took the proclamation a little too far and wound up pleasuring his female neighbors in the Nort...
Huntington, West 'By God!' Virginia Sheriff's Department today confirmed that hell raising former Jesuit priest Monsignor Francois DuBois has been placed under house arrest again. Mainly for being 'meddlesome' and 'causing trouble.' This isn't...
Just in: Notorious defrocked priest, Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ - noted for his pedophile bashing activities, his aversion to hairy bikers, and his undying love for single malt has unleashed his fury at his cell phone service provider. "Bastards...
London has categorically had enough of disgraced Jesuit Minister Monsignor Francois DuBois and his best buddy Bert. An almost apopleptic Lord Mayor, Doris Johnson, almost in tears, told Fux News camera crews that he hoped DuBois and Bert would, "just...
Bishopsville - West 'By God' Virginia - Consternation today at the Church of The Wide Receiver here in Bishopsville, when a confession degenerated into a fist fight between the penitent and the priest. Mrs Myrtle Bitch 54, of Stovepipe parish had...
I blame that Frankie meself. Just drifted into me life he did, and now I've gone and snuffed it. It's all right for that Welsh bloke who went to America,and that flower down the mine, and them blokes what went to the centre of the earth. And even that woman who got turned into a pile of shite. But me? I'm dead now. Brown bread. Done. Underscored. Finito. Can't understand it meself.
In order to find out exactly how far certain individuals are prepared to go in search of filthy lucre, our reporter travelled to the West Virginia mansion of Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ and showed him the infamous Duchess Of York footage. "What a...
Pssst! Oy! You! Yes you! C'mere! Has he gone yet? I only ask, because sometimes it's really difficult being a flower down a coal mine. As if I don't have enough worries! Oh yeah, I hear you say. Another unsatisfied with his lot in life underachiever...stop right there. Did you ever devote one single second of your life considering what an uphill struggle it is for a flower in a coal...
Defrocked priest, Father Francois DuBois SJ, the hard drinking, chain-smoking, streetfighting, whoremaster himself, called a surprising press conference this morning at his remote West 'By God' Virginia chapel to make what press handouts described as...
Despite a deluge of requests for interviews and product endorsements, ailing Spoof Writer Frankie J vehemently denied today he is the long missing father of TV Diva Oprah Winfrey. Reports from a number of international investigative magazines have...
West 'By God' Virginia - Disgraced bogus priest Father Francois DuBois SJ heaped yet more shame upon his accursed soul last night when he was arrested yet again over a barroom brawl that left seven men in the hospital and a cocker spaniel bitch in a...
Army and Marine Doctors, Navy Docs less so, were amazed at the remarkable recovery of Spoof Writer Frankie J after a Booze and Viagra Binge left him Dizzy, only 24 hours after a successful Penis extension enabled him to 'keep up with the boys." Pa...
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