In order to find out exactly how far certain individuals are prepared to go in search of filthy lucre, our reporter travelled to the West Virginia mansion of Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ and showed him the infamous Duchess Of York footage.
"What a gal!" Dubois exclaimed. "Way to go!"
Which was all very nice, but it didn't really answer the question. How far would DuBois go in order to line his pockets with a cool half million?
"As far as you like, buddy!" DuBois told us as he puffed on a Marlboro and downed some more Chivas Regal. Well known for his outspoken views on paedophile priests - who he has a tendency to kick the tar out of - his readiness with his fists, his chain-smoking, booze-swilling biker bar exploits and his passion for naked, unfettered breasts, DuBois is regarded by many as a modern day saint.
But is he a corrupt saint?
"Fuck yeah!" he told us. "And a foul mouthed one! God bless Sarah Ferguson! That carrot-topped hoe just landed half a mill in greenbacks for an intro! Fuck a duck! I'd take one up the ass from Ron Jeremy for that kinda dough!"
Which just goes to show.
We're not exactly sure what it actually does go to show, but it sure shows something.
More as we get it. Hopefully not from Ron Jeremy.
