Dale Winton, the megasuperstar television host, who died earlier this week, is to be given a State Funeral, it was revealed to me down the boozer. Winton, 62, was the host of ITV's 'Supermarket Sweep' and the BBC's National Lottery vehicle 'In It...
Camp perma-tanned housewives' favourite Dale Winton has controversially announced that he is a messenger of God, and that he has an important message for the human race. Dale was on holiday in Egypt and decided to go for a walk in the desert "to c...
Orange, one of the big 5 the mobile phone providers have announced their new advertising 'face': Dale Winton. Not to be outdone, Easy Jet have called in David Dickinson to front their orange faced celebrity campaign. "We'll be having the strap...
Dale Winton, host of "Hole in the Wall", amongst other televisual works of genius, has declared today his love of "big juicy tits". The 53 year old added "There's nothing I like more than milking a massive pair of swollen tits". His off the cuff...
Following his apology to Andrew Sachs, Jonathan Ross has fallen on his own sword, and also taken the blame for Hole in the Wall. Hole in the Wall, a Saturday Night entertainment fest hosted by Barbara Windsor's best friend Dale Winton is commonly...
TV favourite Dale Winton has confessed to a past that will shock his fans when he revealed that he was in fact a member of the 21 SAS regiment making numerous tours of Northern Ireland and was involved in the Iraq war of 1991.
Dale Winton has announced that he is to present a special episode of his quiz show Supermarket Sweep from the Gaza Strip.
'Next time you are in the supermarket, and you hear the beep - Think of the fun you could be having on supermarket sweep!' This, the catch phrase in the late lamented Television show, Supermarket Sweep, and now the icon of British tack, which...
Graham Norton, the funny multi-talented TV presenter and, some would say "comedian", has been voted the "funniest man on TV" by viewers in an online poll. Norton won "hands down" with ov...
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