Ross takes blame for Hole in the Wall

Written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

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I could fit through the wall so easily, and I would do it for a few nuts...

Following his apology to Andrew Sachs, Jonathan Ross has fallen on his own sword, and also taken the blame for Hole in the Wall.

Hole in the Wall, a Saturday Night entertainment fest hosted by Barbara Windsor's best friend Dale Winton is commonly to be the very bottom of the barrel in TV land. It features relatively famous people, and Neil and Christine Hamilton trying to fit through holes in a polystyrene wall so that they don't fall into water.

Ross told us:

'If I had not been so busy collecting Millions from the BBC, there would be much more money to go into programming and we would not have to be watching this crap. I see a lot of Crap on TV these days, I am not even allowed into Cinemas these days. And where is Brand? He has done a runner to America............ He's not staying taking the blame for the BBC allowing him to behave like that'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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