CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Nathan Sawaya was a promising lawyer until the Bush administration reduced American business to absolutely nothing. Now he has to build everything out of LEGO blocks. In fact, everything in the room is made of LEGO...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Communist hardliner George W. Bush welcomed Mikhail Khodorkovsky to the Capitol today and appointed him to the cabinet of his New World Order regime. President Bush said that he has admired Khodorkovsky for a long...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - After going to the doctor, Tony Blair found that he has AIDS. Upon hearing the news, George Bush requested $30 billion to fight the disease in his gay lover.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - In The Pew Forum , Eve Conant writes, in the article In Search of a Political Savior,...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Last night, President Bush signed into law the National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive, National Continuity Policy, which gives him dictatorial powers.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - Hillary Clinton is having a runoff for her new campaign songs. She placed an ad a while back to choose one of the songs she had listed or write in a song for her. Her top 5 favorite songs for the c...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Atlanta, GA - Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the CDC, has detained TheSpoof.com writer, Cal Jennings, claiming that he had T.B. and had him arrested by the S.S. It has been alleged that Jennings endangered passeng...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Houston - Food police from President Bush's new Department of Homeland Weight Control arrested two teenagers who were in possession of two cases of Hershey bars, a case of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and 21 ounces of Sn...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Roswell - Aliens landed today and offered Earth a 3.5 Googalhertz microprocessors in exchange for a portion of the U.S. known as Roswell, NM.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - 57-year-old Mike Bolesta was pistol whipped and handcuffed to a pole by George W. Bush's S.S. for three hours as an example for paying Bes...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth, the Final Frontier - In New Delhi, India, discussions are underway to reveal to the people of Earth that UFOs are real. After the aliens placed the map of the United Federation of Planets on their Google website, they l...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - The so called "liberal media" seems to have turned conservative now that Ron Paul is running. Either that, or the Neo-Cons have turned liberal.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Lurita Doan is the latest Repbulican to come down with the dreaded memory loss disease that seems to be overtaking any Republican who has to testify in government investigations. The first Republican hit was Judge...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Atlanta - Rudy Giuliani, who helped with the 9/11 Conspiracy, as evidenced by his being warned, is now trading his growl for a smile and a hat. Giuliani is hoping that not enough people watch the 9/11 videos on YouTube to make...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Neo-Con Republicans were behind the conspiracy to remove Rosie O'Donnell from the air, said Paul Joseph Watson in an article at Prisonplanet.com. According to Watson, the Neo-Con Republicans wanted Rosie barred...
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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - A secret link was discovered between George W. Bush and his visits with Tony Blair and the Queen.
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