Cell Phones Being Used for Mind Control!

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Tuesday, 29 May 2007

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If you've been a victim of brainwashing, you will see no picture on the telephone's screen.

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - A secret link was discovered between George W. Bush and his visits with Tony Blair and the Queen.

It appears that George W. Bush was purchasing mind control technology developed in the U.K. by U.K. Intelligence Forces. (See Microwave Mind Control)

George W. Bush intends to use this technology to convince people that his dad's New World Order is good for the entire world. He has had the CIA testing the technology for three years now.

The technology uses ELF signals transmitted by microwave. At the flick of a switch, all the people around these microwave transmitters are turned into submissive zombies who cannot think clearly, become depressed, apathetic and want to lounge around all day doing nothing like regular writers at TheSpoof.com.

"How ELF signals can change people's brainwaves is beyond me," said Bush. "I didn't even know that elves HAD signals. I shore am glad they do, though, 'cause I've gotta lotta minds ta control."

If you have not been affected by the mind control technology, you will see a picture of a lady in a bikini on the cell phone that is pictured in this article. If you HAVE been affected, you will see nothing but a blue screen. The only way to prevent being affected is to wear a tin foil hat like those of us at TheSpoof.com are now required to wear. Be sure that it covers your ears so that none of your brain will be affected.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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