Rudy Giuliani Trys Hat to Improve Image

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Tuesday, 29 May 2007

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Rudy Giuliani in hat

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Atlanta - Rudy Giuliani, who helped with the 9/11 Conspiracy, as evidenced by his being warned, is now trading his growl for a smile and a hat. Giuliani is hoping that not enough people watch the 9/11 videos on YouTube to make a difference in his campaign.

Giuliani, who attacked Ron Paul in the debates for telling the truth about 9/11, hopes the hat will reduce the glare from his bald head and give him a more personable image. He also hopes that the hat will cover the Verichip implant in his forehead. What's left on the presidential campaign trail is a commanding mutha' of a candidate, a disciplined fear monger who talks about terrorism, terrorism, and terrorism some more.

When Giuliani was questioned by a woman about some of the same points that Ron Paul brought up, such as, "Haven't we failed to understand Arab grievances?", the best Giuliani could do is prove that he is a true Neo-Con politician and say, "Maybe I'll answer your question with a question."

The dyspeptic, "not afraid to suggest his opponents have really deep-seated psychological problems" Nazi Republican mayor of lies and legend has taken a holiday, swinging his hips as he blew kisses and showed off his new hat.

"Republicans can be gay, too," said Giuliani. "Now, where are those male pages?"

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