Next to Jack Nicholson, former Beatle Paul McCartney is one of the Los Angeles Lakers biggest die-hard fans. Paul has had season tickets to the Laker games for the past 13 years. Being British, he says that at first he did not quite understand…
LaLaLand Daily reports that three of the hottest females have just signed to star in the Bravisimo Network reality show, "The Misadventures of The Cougar MILFs." Willow Tulsa with LaLa, stated that Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin…
J.Lo is one very busy woman. She makes movies, she appears in tampon commercials, she makes records, and she comes out in commercials for mature female yeast infections. And now she is getting ready for her upcoming, "The MILF Cougar Music Extrava…
The Word on The Street News Agency reports that Frisco has just opened the nation's first "Bottomless Bar." The lounge is located a block away from the infamous, winding, one block Lombard Street. The name of the state-of-the-art lounge is La S…
In a monumental revelation, The American Research Group has just divulged that one sure fire way to get rid of irritating hiccups is to engage in oral sex. The 11-month study concluded that heightened levels of estrogen and testosterone release ti…
London's Ta Ta For Now News reports that the extremely popular and rich-as-the-royal dickens King Charles III, has just invited British moguls Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan to visit him and the Queen Consort, Camilla Parker Bowles at Buckingham Palac…
Los Angeles Channel 107 has just informed the public that the L.A. Police Department has just put one of the most well-known working girls in L.A. county on their payroll. The woman identified as Breena Vineyard, 29, is noted for not only being st…
In the "What The Hell Department???" Sports Balls Illustrated Daily senior writer Dottie Bazooka, reports that the Miss March Madness of 2020, has just been arrested up in Walla Walla, Washington. Miss Bazooka noted that Valerie "Blondie" McTower,…
In a very unusual summer snowstorm, the town of Fargo, North Dakota was hit with quite an extensive blizzard. Fargo's ABC affiliate, Channel 99, reported that the storm nicknamed The Yukon Yuckmaker Blizzard hit at 3:23 am, as Fargonians were all…
Well as they say, it took sometime, but Trump has finally been found guilty of something that will definitely and finally get the fat ass tub of lard behind bars. Trump grabbed pussy, he made racist, hate-filled remarks, he dodged the Vietnam War…
An unprecedented mud slide hit the European country of Belgium and left a horrendously horrific mess of black sludge, muck, silt, mire, slime, and slush. Federal officials have stated that the over 3 billion tons of black goo practically destroyed…
Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the story that one of the richest oilmen in Texas, Byron Bentley Brookstocker, 101, has married one of the most beautiful cheerleaders to ever cheer for the Dallas Cowboys. The May-December pair were marri…
Country music sensation Carrie Underwood recently went into Nashville's Round and Round Record Studio to record a single with hip hop artist Snoop Dogg. The very unlikely couple clicked and were able to record the song in just three takes. The…
Ipso Facto News (Scotland) is reporting that a huge earthquake fault has just formed in southern Scotland. Scottish authorities have investigated and they say that although it is not in the same league as California's San Andreas Fault, the Scotti…
Kimberly Guilfoyle, who is known as "The Puerto Rican Firecracker," is extremely upset at the recent rumors that her soon-to-be-father-in-law grabbed her muffin. Kimmy, as the tiny-fingered Trumptwit, calls her, said that it was actually Guilfoyle…
The last game of the Miami Heat vs. the Denver Nuggets NBA playoff series was held at Ball Arena in Denver. One of the 19,909 fans in the stands was none other than Al-Qaeda leader Shaker Ali Poupon, who was dressed incognito in a Denver Nuggets b…
Back in 1927 Teodore Vincent Thompson and his brother Wallace Jeb Thompson founded an icehouse in Bluebonnet City, Texas, and they named it Chubby & Fatty's Icehouse. They sold beer, soft drinks, cigarettes, candy, milk, and condoms. And af…
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