Yet another funeral was held for The Spoof editor, Mark Lowton, of Piccadilly Gin. "It were sad, it were," wheezed one writer puffing on his cigar, "Aardly anybody turned out fer this 'un, poor bastard." "He was a saint!" cried the writer known on...
It was the fate of The Spoof to be singled out in a spat with "Leader of the Free World" President Donald Trump. The orange baby has repeatedly criticised the media before and during his presidency and Mr Trump's attacks have drawn criticism from eve...
"Good work #3," said a disgustingly familiar voice that made my skin crawl. "Just as I asked you to do," said Mark, as he leveled a 357 magnum and silencer at me. "I'm not #3," said #4, "Remember? I'm number 7." "Tcch," said Mark clicking his tongue,"OHHHHH yes! Sorry my dear. Well, you've done well bringing me this naughty boy. Oh, don't look at her sooo disappointed, JLF, she's never love...
The Reverend T. J. McCorkle, well known spoof writer and founder of the Fart Farm initiative in North Carolina announced at a press conference this morning that in an effort to further help his fellow man and particularly the elderly, he was founding...
Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller's investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election has uncovered evidence that another group of Russian hackers infiltrated the American section of The Spoof, the satire and fake news publica...
"Release the earthworms!" shouted Mark with a maniacal laugh, at the 40 something writers chained to each other in the tunnel. Each opened up styrofoam cups of dirt and worms and dumped them into the darkness of the tunnel in front of them. The thousands of earthworms lay in clumps clinging to one another, barely moving. An enraged Mark shrieked at the writers, "Why aren't they bloody well digg...
The Ubeo driver looked at the stunning red head and nodded, she then pistol whipped him and dumped him on the ground. "Get in," she said without looking at me. I sat in the little Fiat next to her studying the face I had not seen in 7 years, the face I thought was gone from my life for good. "Where did you come from? How did you find me?" She started the car, took a long draw on her cigerett...
As I dropped my line with live shrimp in the water my thought was not to catch fish, it was to catch a dream. Somewhere between romantic ideals and notions I had found something with someone years ago and still they kept me going. Even though they were distant from me now, it was still as if I just needed to reach and grasp them and I could be on my way again. She appeared behind me in the dark...
TheSpoof.com Annual Writers' Awards event held at the prestigious Lancaster Working Men's Club last night, went down like a lead balloon when only three people bothered to turn up - the site's owner, Mark Lowton, his brother Paul, and a gentleman who...
The Onion, the satirical news website par excellence, whose writers are the undisputed high-watermark of satirical literary output, is to make changes to become more like one of its rivals, TheSpoof.com. The Onion has been producing highly-crafted...
I am eighty-six years old and realize I have never known a great deal about science. When I was in high school I enrolled in a biology class. The first day of class we were informed that our first project would be to dissect a frog. I immediately qui...
Portland. Highly regarded yet little-known Spoof writer, LeRoy Ephers, has decided that enough is enough. After 300 brilliantly written stories, and two so-so jokes, for both the U.S. and the U. K., he's going to hang up writing for The Spoof, des...
I have found that in my spoof writing that I have been particularly harsh when it comes to the generation known as...millennials. Yes, I have also spoofed my own generation but I suspect it has been with a much lighter tone and a more generous demean...
You're at your doctors appointment. The results of the blood tests and an x-ray have arrived. You expect he or she will prescribe an anti-biotic and that will resolve your feelings of "not being just right." No big deal. The doctor walks in, l...
I've always drunk water EVER so cold And have done since I was 15 months old Afore that, kind Sirs, I'm bound to admit I was keen for a suck of me dear old mam's tit And sometimes, still am. Oh, please, Sirs, I beg you! Don't scold me! Don't chide! From your derision, 'tis true, I have nowhere to hide Don't hate me! Don't slate me! It's a lie! I'm not cheap! (Though it's true I once had...
WALL STREET URINAL: In a stunning development, The Spoof said today that it will acquire The Onion to create the world's largest fake news media company under one roof. The Onion proclaims itself as the world's leading news publication and enjoys...
Veteran Spoof Journalist, George Porgeman is reaching out to the advertising agency Madison Lexington to help influence his adoring public to register 5 thumbs up for his dispatches "I try to get as many family members as I can" said Mr. Porg...
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