(Seattle) University of Washington's C-9 Live Mach 1 Telescreen more than lives up to its name in sophistication. Applied as paint, the inexpensive video display Live processors incorporate multi-spectrum cameras, HyperSonic Sound, and neural netw...
Shifting technology enhancement in a new direction, Google announced today that it will offer a dramatic new way to surf the Internet without the user ever typing a single word. Plugging into a standard USB port on any computer, Google's new "Br...
Following the recent experiments with the LHC, Professor Hugh Jarse was able to reveal how toasters actually work. "The question of where did the bread go when the toast comes out has now been answered." Said Profesor Jarse He went on to explai...
WELCH - Billy Bob Simpkins, a Pentecostal Christian and photographer in this West Virginia coal-mining town, has said that he is renouncing cameras. "The good Lord will take all the pictures I need," he told this newspaper. He also said that he w...
Washington DC, April 15, 2009: The United States has always cast a wary eye on selling technology to foreign nations, especially where a piece of commercial equipment could be used to develop or be part of a weapons system. This is known as "dua...
Well, I allowed myself to be swayed by the salesman's patter and bought a wireless keyboard and mouse, thinking it would enable me to use my laptop with a modicum of laziness as I watched "Have I got News for You" and" repeats of "Grumpy Old Men" in front of the idiot box.
The progress is upon us and it shows. As some super star philosopher have said, sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from miracle. Now we can add to it that sufficiently advanced superstition is indistinguishable from science.
President Bush took a tour today at the Prestigious Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Japan. Home of barely edible raw fish, ninjas and self destructing middle aged hag-wagons Hyundai. But it is Japan's world beating advances in technology that first bought them to the attention of the civilised world. Japanese manufacturing slave...
We had the cordless phone. Then we had the wireless bra. Then came Blue-Tooth technology. Then it was wireless internet. Now it's the wireless parachute!...
Ontario, Canada - Ready in Minutes (RIM), manufacturers of the other popular drug, the BlackBerry, have just released a stronger, but still legal, version, the 8820 smartphone model, just in time to compete with Apple's iPhone. The Blackberry oth...
Los Angeles, California - The New England Journal of Medicine warns iPod users this week not to tempt fate in these final days as we wait upon the judgment by wearing iPods, during a thunderstorm and especially while listening to 'heavy metal,...
CompUSA, the place where people shop for technology has been selling replacement plans for many of the technological products that they sell.
Reports are coming in of a massive deal signed by the Worlds leading mobile phone companies to introduce teleport technology to their latest models in time for Christmas.
BRITISH NATIONAL SPACE CENTER, LONDON (SPACE:YUK)--No sooner was the ink dry on the historic "Joint Statement of Intent for Co-operation in the Field of Space Exploration" agreement signed in Washington DC, Thursday 19 Apri...
Tom Tom, makers of the wildly successful personal navigation devices of the same name, announced today they will add a new model to their line of car and motorbike GPS units.
Manhattan, NYC, NY - Pharmaceutical Giant Eli Lilly, manufacturer of Prozac, today held a press conference in upper Manhattan to unveil it's much anticipated "Prozac Monitor". This clever yet simple device will be worn by users of the miracle mood-s...
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